The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Riobux]

Falling Down: Daughter's father comes home for her birthday party and then shows his cowboy routine.
V For Vendetta: 5th of November celebrated by English government by blowing up abandoned buildings.
American Psycho: The diary of a business man.
Gran Torino: It's about a Gran Torino.
Fight Club: Amateur MMA fighting.
Sunshine: Triggering an explosion in the sun.

 

[Metaknight55]

Citizen Kane: It's about some guy and his sled.

 

[CyanLink]

Lord of the Rings: A midget throws away a ring.

Star Wars: Emo boy Anakin stops being emo.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Person lives backwards.

American Gangster: Black guy gets arrested.

Rocky: Retard runs up steps, gets in fight with bully.

 

[white_salad]

Watchmen: A possible gay man fights a naked blue guy

Shawshank Redemption: A white guy does taxes, and gets raped.

 

[TheSentinel]

Snatch: A bunch of loosely related stuff happens, and two people box.

 

[Sebenko]

Hot Fuzz: City cop moves to small village, name is spelt wrong in local newspaper.

Jurassic Park: Island theme park suffers power failure before official opening.

 

[Serperoth]

Citizen Kane: Reporter has too much free time
American History X: A kid does a report for school
Iron Man: Tony Stark is very rich
Inglourious Basterds: People kill Nazis
Wall-E: Cleaner robot does what it was made to do.

 

[Nurb]

Ex Drummer: A man joins a band and makes sure no one has any fun.
Fight Club: A man joins a group to work on his emotional issues.

E.T.: Tourist gets stranded in suburbia.

Hot Fuzz: City cop moves to small village, name is spelt wrong in local newspaper.

Jurassic Park: Island theme park suffers power failure before official opening.

Wizard of Oz: Country girl takes a long walk.

HA HA!

 

[TheSentinel]

Alice in Wonderland: A girl falls down a hole after chasing a rabbit and has an acid trip.

Castaway: Tom Hanks has a vacation on an island after a bad flight, decides to take a boat home.

 

[Brandon237]

Iron man: Rich jerk with a pace maker has a conflict of interests.
The fast and the furious: ADHD kid exploits his dad.
The Matrix: A hacker gets arrested for annoying the man.
SAW: A strict teacher makes students solve puzzles for him.
Die Hard 3: The ants go marching 2 by 2 multiplied by 95.

EDIT: Unless you have a fetish for nursery rhymes, do not watch die hard 3 to see what I'm talking about.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

The Haunting of Molly Hartley: Shittiest Shit in the Shithouse.

I'm not joking. The movie sucks dick.

 

[MEEBO17]

OH! I WANT TO TRY!

Shaun of the Dead- British zombies attack British town in Britain.
Garfield-Waaaiiittt...
Super Mario Bros- Balls get sucked.
National Treasure- Waaaiiittt...

 

[Hollock]

Oldboy: man get's locked in a room for a long time and gets out.
Fargo: Midwestern cop say "Yah" alot.

 

[Automind]

Pulp Fiction: Marcellus Wallace has a black guy and a white guy retrieve a briefcase for him.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Lord of the rings: Short guy goes hiking.

 

[electric discordian]

Dawn of the Dead giro day at Bluewater.
Kick ass, Nerd gets beat up because of comics batman and a girl robin interveen.
Shutter Island, girl vanishes Marshall investigates.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Crank: A game designer/assassin goes on a cross town killing spree and rapes women in public

Crank 2: High Voltage: A game designer/assassin goes on a cross town killing spree and rapes women while performing masochistic acts upon himself and others while re-enacting Godzilla.