The Escapist Army

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Rank:newbie
weapon:M24 sniper rifle, glock 17, and a potato peeler for hand-to-hand combat.
major battles:lived the lost battle against the ruthless report search people of the internet

 

[Paksenarrion]

Rank: Warrant Officer 1
Preferred Weapons: My personality
Battalion: 2nd Battalion
Major Battles: various minor border disputes
Other: Part of the Diplomatic Corps, was part of a small group of diplomats who tried to negotiate safe passage for innocent Zynga refugees, in hopes that they will eventually expand their horizons from casual games to RTS's and onwards.

 

[ACHVDragon]

Rank(using Lancer723's method): Sergeant
Weapons: Crowbar with personal secret attachments and Sarcasm
Battalions: I.M.P.s (Intricately Maniacal Pricks) and The Freemen(I alternate days)
Major Battles: Fought for Valve against Zynga on the enemies territory, going onto Facebook to convince friends to vote for Valve. Famously said the line as slogan, "They may take our friends, but they will never take, OUR WINNNNNNNNN!!!"(I really did, and look at the result)

Other: If the army existed, I would probably try and convince the armies to make peace, then, when the enemy accepts this, I would bludgeon them in back of the head with my crowbar (in a Prick way [probably with sarcasm in there])

 

[The Rockerfly]

Rank: Captain

Weapon: a gillie suit, a 60 cm Japanese katana, a silence USP and a shit load of patience

Battalion: Ideas are bulletproof

Major Battles: 2 March Mayhems, 4chan raids, Nintendo raids on Yahtzee's videos, people talking big abut themselves and just various trolls

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Rank: Lieutenant

Weapon: Chuck Norris

Battalion: The fangirls of doom

Major Battles: The great Twister massacre of 09, The fight against Zynga and the Troll routs

 

[Aur0ra145]

I like the idea; here's me

Rank: Lieutenant

Weapon: F-16 Multi-Role Fighter

Battalion: Red River Rats

Major Battles: Defense of Valve against the Zynga intruders. Texas vs. everyone else

 

[A Raging Emo]

Rank: Seargent

Weapon: G36C with Underslung Shotgun and EOTech Holograpic Sight.

Alt. Weapon: L96 Sniper Rifle.

Secondry Weapon: Glock 18 Automatic Pistol.

Battalion: The Off Topic Disscussion-ers.

Major Battles: Valve vs Zynga, Valve vs Bioware, many minor Troll Battles.

Nice. Very nice.

 

[Irridium]

Eh, what the hell, why not.

Rank: Major - Soon to be promoted to Brigadier General.

Preferred Weapons: I prefer the "Frank West" method. i.e. "everything is a weapon." If I had to choose, I would say MP5.

Battalion: Forum Honor Guard. Also for the Team Fortress 2 PMC (user group)

Major battles: Most recent: Valve vs. Zynga. I held the line and sent out aid to a few websites.

I also survived the great Turbine war of 2009.

Other: I have been involved in quite a few internet battles before coming to this site. Most notably the YTMND raid of Ebaum's World around 4-5 years ago. And again participated with YTMND during the NEDM incident.

I have "experience" in internet wars and raids. Being on both the attackers and the defenders numerous times. Whether thats a good thing or not, I'll let you decide.

 

[fer1wi]

MW2 system is too complex, you don't want lots of lieutenant III, I propose this ranking system:

Private- > 4 months
Corporal- 4-8 months
Sergeant- 8-12 months
Lieutenant- 12-16 months
Captain- 16-20 months
Major- 20-24 months
Brigadier General- 24-28 months
General- 28-32 months
Major general- 32-36 months
Admiral- Anything more than 3 years

Actually, that's a really good ranking system. I'll replace the MW2 with this one.