Ram was still on the hill, watching the momentous battle unfold below him. The Logician was severely burning a man in a dirty suit, Lazor Cat and Master Kitty were taking turns pounding Turbites and each other, Ragnorak was slicing hordes with his scythe, and CP and Glen were doing awesome due-moves to take out dozens upon dozens of enemies, and the Dayes were drunkenly hitting people (and each other) with bats.
Ram turned to Spike. "So, you want to join in?"
Spike bit into a sandwich that had mysteriously appeared in his hands.
"Nah, I like watching better. Uh, that monkey has some rage in him." he commented, while watching Ragnorak beat two Turbites heads in.
"Doesn't seem to be an end to them, huh?" Spike said, shooting a stray Turbite.
"Hmm.." Ram thought, and eyed the distance. He saw a strange thing at the end of the horizon of turbites, but couldn't make out what is was.
"Right, time for some head-butting time." he said, switching his horns to emit to wind mode.
He was about to charge in when he heard Spike yell "STOP!"
"What?" Ram impatiently said.
"You need a battle cry! You can't rush into battle without yelling about it first!"
"Oh, right," Ram said, embarrassed at his near blunder.
"Um, I don't know, how about....FOR PONY!!!!" he screamed, rushing into the crowd, Turbites being knocked left and right with his mighty gusts of wind.
"For the Pony!" came the hearty cheer from the group of heroes (and villains)
Racing for what seemed like hours, Ram finally reached the strange object he had seen from the distance. He now saw it to be a wide gate, larger then a house, where the Turbites streamed in. Near the side of it was a small, old man, who appeared to be looking at a hole in the gate, prodding it and examining it.
"Reality collaborator looks good, Infinite drive is doing spiffy...ah darn it, the Hell Gears has sprung again." mumbled the old man, who then began to fiercely pound something inside the gate.
"Uh, excuse me?" Ram politely said.
The man turned to look at him, soot and sweat covering his face.
"Oh, hey there, young sir..boy...animal." he said. "What can I do fer yah?"
"Well, nothing much, just kind of curious....why do you have a gate that is letting in a horde of blood-thirsty creatures?"
"Actually, they're blood-thirsty humans, and I'm using them to fix this countries low population and economy problems, all in one! More people means more spending going on, eh?" he chuckled, and turned back to fixing the gate.
Ram only shook his head in pity of the world, for having gave birth to such a mind.
He then turned his attention to the gate, and wondered how he could close it.
Ninja'd.
Umm...that all happened BEFORE you guys went to the portal, k?
