The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[RagnorakTres]

"You know, Samurai just piss me right the hell off. I don't really know why, must have something to do with me being a ninja. I mean, none of the Samurai I've ever fought have ever laid a finger on me, but I still have this irrational urge to kill them in painful and interesting ways every time I fight them. Oh, and I usually do something nasty to their remains. I believe the last ones ended up part of a necklace for my wife." said Ragnorak as the group took cover from the hail of bullets and laser fire behind a piece of the floor that Ram had stomped up.

<color=turquoise>I think I've found the turret's weak point, boss. It can't aim up. I think.

"Well, let's find out." said Spike as he tossed a sleep grenade over the Ram-made barrier. The explosive arced up and up, somehow managing to avoid all the bullets and stuff, and eventually crossed out of the hail of fire and was untouched when it came down. Of course it didn't do anything since the room was still full of nerve gas, but, you know, it's the thought that counts.

"Okay, so either it can't shoot up, or else it ignores non-organic matter. Dayes, would one of you volunteer to jump over this barrier and find out if it aims at organic matter only? If you don't that's alright, we'll just throw Master Kitty over." said Lazor Cat.

"You'll have to catch me first!" said Master Kitty.

"And where do you think you'll run to? The corner? The UNPROTECTED corner?" replied Logician.

"Good point."

"Don't worry cat, we got it." said Daye.30 "I'll go. We're all clones and I've always wanted to do something stupidly heroic." So he jumped over the barrier and was almost instantly chewed up by bullets. Of course, not one of them hit him until he was on his downward arc, so Helena's theory was proven.<color=navy>Congrats, babe, your first real-time theory was correct. Have fun with the next one.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Sorry

Christ, I didn't realize I was screwing up the story oh so very much. Why did it take that post for you guys to complain about all the finger snapping that has happened over the whole 8 pages?! I mean, honestly I have been bad pretty well the whole time, and magically whisked away by the others, I do one, non finger snapping thing and everyone's on my ass?

"Well, we may have a theory, but how do we get past this? Can anyone climb on ceilings?" asked Master Kitty. "Cats might be able to, why don't you try and see Laser Cat?" sneered Master Kitty.

 

[Daye.04]

"But .. You're both cats, aren't you?" Ram asked Master Kitty. "[color=3F0548]Guys. Remember we have to deal with the samurais too[/color]" Daye.29 interrupted. "Screw that, we still have this worry to overcome first." Spike replied

"Wait! I've got an awsome idea!" Laser Cat shouted "Im'a chargin' Mah Laz0r!" and fwofh! There was a hole in the blockage. But it didn't hit the turret. And the turret now had a hole to look from. "What the friggin hell, Cat??" Master Kitty shouted, as the heroes split to avoid the hole. "It could have worked" Laser Cat said.

"Wait! I think what we need in this room is some airbreeze" Ram told the group with a smile. "Brilliant idea as allways" Ragnarok replied. And with that, the whole room was filled with a storm, tipping the turret "bghblabgabg!!" The turret said while shooting franatically around.

"Our heroes have overcome one blockage. But have yet to figure out how to get through the glass" The third narrator narrated "What the fuck? My laser didn't creat a hole!" Cat said suprised

Spoiler: It's okay.

The thing is, that this had all kept boiling up. And you contradicting yourself, and destroying perfect plot characters like that just tipped the scale. It's been all the insanely easy overcomed things lately that's contributed. Your thing was just the last drip. Sorry, I guess. It wasn't aimed too much at you. More at everyone who's doing nothing to overcome things supposed to slow the heroes down =P

 

[Lastbayking]

I haven't read the past 3 pages and have no intention too.

A zombie in Brotherhood of Steel uniform walked out of the surf, with hundreds of zombies and skelaton pirate warriors following him. The lead zombie, the one in charge, was no other than the last bay king, back from the dead to wreck havok on the plot. He limped forward, after all that stood in his way, his army of zombies following.

 

[Ramthundar]

With the nerve gas and turret taking care of, Ram shut off his wind-element power and switched to his earth-element. His horns grew diamonds and steel from the bone, until both horns were covered. Taking a few steps back, he then rushed at the glass with all his might.
Flying backwards from the impact, he landed horn-first on a stray Daye, squishing him instantly. "Ok, different plant.." Ram mumbled, hesitantly getting back up. "No wait, look!" Ragnorak shouted, pointing at the glass.
In the center of the area that Ram hit was a small crack, barely bigger then a penny, but one that went through to the other side of the glass.
"Great, so that does work," Ram grumbled, regretting the decision he was about to make. "I'm going to keep at this thing till it breaks. You guys be ready for the samurais."
Ram turned to the weakened Logician. "So, you going to be okay there, mate?" he asked in concern.
The Logician only gave a smirk. "Yeah, I'm fine. I can still do some telekinesis, some Logic-missiles, and one more teleportation, but only if we really need it. Oh, and this sword from past travels." he said, pulling out a large, red, serrated sword.
"Don't forget that his body can be used as a shield! Perfect for bullets or various swords!"
"Thanks, Jerry."

Spoiler: Occ

I've been feeling some hate, and I can see why. New rule in place, no god-modding or power trips. This means that you, Logician, need to power down a bit. How about you have like a mana-limit for your powers, or a one spell/day kind of thing. Just to make things fair.
Also, I like the idea of having battles. So, instead of saying "I hit the guy and he died." instead go "I hit a guy with my sword..." and the next person can go from there.
BUT that's only for major characters/villains. If it's a crowd of faceless clones, then let 'er rip. (I'm sorry Daye, but not everyone is going to come out on top. You have been warned. )
So, let's keep this thing going with good spirits! I thank Daye for pointing out this problem, and thank everyone who follows the new rules.

I haven't read the past 3 pages and have no intention too.

Hey, buddy, Welcome back! It's okay if you just want to set up the next quest/war/battle, but just do some back-story/preperations first, k? We have a good quest going on now, but we're close to done.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler

I still don't know how I started this, but thats fine, the one thing is awesome RP is missing is epic battle so lets start one now!

Master Kitty rushed in at one of the samurai's, his chainsaw lancer raised. He struck one of the Samurai's swords but it merely deflected back.

"Holy shit!! What kind of steel are these swords made of?" asked Master Kitty while shooting at one of the Samurai's, not a single bullet hit.

"Who the fuck are these guys? I think they are god-modding!!"

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu." said Ragnorak as he pulled the scythe back through the samurai's back. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some things to do with these remains. I assume that the rest of you can handle the other two." He proceeded to make a blood fountain out of the Samurai's remains (the bones and blood, obviously, the flesh won't last long.). He also fitted the scythe with some bones (for a motif effect, baroque skull if you will.). The flesh was quickly gotten rid of by the cleaning robots that maddawg kept around. The armor and weapons were placed in extra-spatial storage by Helena, in case they met a person with knight training or else was just a traditional heavy.

 

[Shapsters]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu."

Spoiler: This is what we are going on about!

Don't just kill the Samurai, have a battle!

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu."

Spoiler: This is what we are going on about!

Don't just kill the Samurai, have a battle!

You said they were god-modding. I evened the odds. Plus I took my character out of the rest of the battle. Besides, if one is a ninja, one avoids head to head combat with a samurai because their weapons are better. I'm staying in character. And I only killed one. And now Maddawg has a nice blood fountain in his office. I'm sure he is appreciative. Every good villain needs a blood fountain.

 

[Shapsters]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu."

Spoiler: This is what we are going on about!

Don't just kill the Samurai, have a battle!

You said they were god-modding. I evened the odds. Plus I took my character out of the rest of the battle. Besides, if one is a ninja, one avoids head to head combat with a samurai because their weapons are better. I'm staying in character. And I only killed one. And now Maddawg has a nice blood fountain in his office. I'm sure he is appreciative. Every good villain needs a blood fountain.

Spoiler: Ok sorry

Your right, I should not have said that

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram was stumbling around, having a big head-ache from breaking the glass (which broke after a few attempts, which wasn't seen, because everyone was SO busy getting ready. "On to battle, men! and various animals/computer!" he cried, rushing to the nearest enemy he could make out. He slammed right into a wall, and landed on another Daye, this time squishing him with his mighty goat ass.
"Ok, can someone get me in the right damn way?" he cried. Spike gently spun him around to in the right direction. "Thanks. FIRE HORNS!" he screamed, horns bursting into flames whilst rushing at the two remaining samurai.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty dove out of the way of Ram, the two Samurai dodged Ram's attack and he smashed into a wall.

"Ow, son of a!" cried Ram

Master Kitty picked up the last remaining Daye and threw him at the samurai, this time, it caught him off guard. The samurai flew into a wall and the heroes advanced upon him...

 

[Daye.04]

The other Samurai charged forward with his sword lifted "Woah!" Spike sai while lifting a dead Daye to protect himself. Spike dove away as the dead Daye were cut in half. Spike picked up both of his arms who had fallen off (He was probably suffering from leperacy), and protected himself from the samurais swings.

While this was happening, Ram were tumlbing around quite confused. Just evaded the samurai with a dead daye on him. Master Kitty on the other hand charged forward. But were cut off with a swing of the sword towards his head. Luckily his helmet were made of good material (the front of it at least), and he were only swung to the side.

The samurai threw the dead Daye away, and got up. But as Spike were struggling with the other samurai, Laser Cat Shouted "I'm'a chargin' mah lazor!" while aiming at the samurai Spike were struggling with

Spoiler: no problem, Ram

I'm not worried about the Dayes. I've allways thought of them as easy kills with a bit of personalities. Also with the last action of LastBayKing, he revealed to us that there's appereantly several billion clones.

And I just realized all of my Dayes have been killed off. And there heroes are kinda in a sealed area. And I doubt Maddawg have updated his Daye-collection lately. So I'll just play with your characters in the meantime =P

Also about enemies god-modding. They're supposed to. Of course they're not supposed to be undefeatable, but I*m sure you guys can overcome anything. The reason why the enemies are god-modding is so that we're able to keep you crazy hero-guys at bay for at least five more minutes before owning everyone =P

 

[Shapsters]

"Good thing I've got this helmet! That could have hurt quite a bit" thought Master Chief while picking himself up. The samurai was advancing toward Master Kitty with his sword raised.

FFWWOOOSSHSHHHH

The samurai in front of Master Kitty disinitgrated and was no more.

"Gee, thanks Laser!" laughed Master Kitty

"God dammit! I saved you?! That wasn't supposed to happen!" complained Laser Cat.

Spoiler: God Modding Enemies

That was a jab at you guys, just a little joke

 

[Ramthundar]

The lone samurai was left, eyeing the group that was slowly circling him.
"As the last Narrator Samurai eyed his enemies, he began to wonder how he could escape."
"Ha! Escape where? We have you surrounded!" Lazor Cat triumphantly cried, preparing another lazor.
"Lazor Cat prepared another lazor, when he suddenly realized that there was no way out of this room that he could see."
"What you talking about, I never...oh." Lazor Cat, and the others, quickly glanced around, finding the Narrator's warning to be true. The T shaped room they were in only had one door, and it was sealed shut. It's titanium shell left no hope of it being broken down, and the only device near it was a small number-lock.
"The group slowly realized that the Samurai, being a minion of Maddawg, is the only one with the password, and should thus be spared!"
"Oh, well, I guess your right..." Ram began to say, turning to the door. "Except..." Ram turned back in a flash, and hit the Samurai right in the head with an electro-charged head-butt. The Samurai crumpled to the floor, twitching from the electricity racing through his body.
"Except, we have an instant-out teleportation thanks to the Logician!" Ram finished, rubbing the blood of his horns.
"Hey...I wanted to kill him..." Master Kitty mumbled.
"Give me a break, I just ran into the wall 2 times. Let me have some fun." Ram countered. To the Logician he said. "Alrighty, Logy. Beam us out of here."
"Sure thing Ram!" the Logician happily said, while prepping the Logic. "I'm sure we won't have to use another for a while!"

Spoiler: occ

OR WILL WE???? DUN-DUNNN-DUNNNNNN! *cough* new quest *cough* hint *cough*.

 

[Shapsters]

The heroes appeared on top of a rather majestic mountain, the view was wonderful.

"Well, this is rather scenic isn't it?" asked Master Kitty "But where the hell are we and how do we get down?"

"Uuhh... I don't know how we ended up here... why would I think of this place?" replied the Logican.

"What are those hordes of people down there?" asked Laser Cat pointing toward a field far below.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Ummmm. Okay spin the globe." A large globe was spun and maddawg stoped it with his finger.Uh okay target #12. The Alps fire the missles". The missle fired throught the air and the group looked as it neared the moutain they were standing on. "Holy crap" said Lazorcat. The missles flew far over head and hit the top of the moutain. The moutain began to crumble and a large avalanche formed and began heading there way.

Spoiler: OOC

If your going to teleport to the same place your going to get the same result.

 

[Ramthundar]

"RUN!!! YET AGAIN!!!" Ram screamed, dashing down the mountain. He had Spike and the Cat's hop on his back, for they did not have the same abilites of Mountain Climbing! that a goat has!

The Logician and Ragnorak kept good pace with Ram, the Logician floating along and Ragnorak ninja-jumping over rocks and back-flipping past obstacles.

 

[Shapsters]

"Oh god! Run Ram run!" yelled Master Kitty while clinging on to his mighty horn.

Ram sprinted down the mountain with grace and skill, Master Kitty looked behind him and saw Logican and Ragnorak right behind them. The avalanche was gaining ground and the heroes were engulfed by snow.

 

[RagnorakTres]

As the group was tumbled down the mountain, they all lost consciousness. When they regained it, they were all buried under a 15 foot wall of snow. They all managed to get out before they suffocated, but when they got out, they saw that there was an army of goth-chibis lined up in front of them. <color=turquoise>Awwww...aren't they cute!

<color=navy>Quiet woman. Ron, what does this remind you of? "Nothing. Why?" <color=navy>Oh god, that's right, she erased your memory. Rag, please tell me you remember. Please.

"I know. Only thing to do is tear into them and hope she doesn't screw with us even more." With that, the army of goth-chibis attacked. The team defended themselves well and drove them off, though they did not kill all or even many of them. In the confusion of battle Master Kitty snuck(OOC=?) away yet again, to cause trouble for our heroes again at some later date.

"Why does this always happen to us?" asked Ram when they were all finished. "Is it karma or something?"

"No, I just want to play games with you." said an eerie girl dressed in dark clothes. "It's fun to play chess with live pieces. More satisfying somehow."

"Who are you? What do you want?" asked the Logician.

"Have you forgotten, Ronald? I am hurt. I feel I may cry. My name is Gera and I feel that you need a challenge. Especially you, Ronald. And you, Enma. You have both become complacent since the last time we played. Need I take you back and remind you of the destruction averted?"

Ragnorak seemed agitated.

"Now, now, Enma. Do not lose control in front of all your new friends. I doubt they speak Japanese and besides, I did nothing except play the game."

"Yes, and you nearly wiped Tokyo off the map! More than 10 thousand lives gone, just like that, on your whim! I should never have agreed to play your game."

"Ah, but what will happen if you do not? I wonder where we should play next? Not Tokyo, you and Ronald have too many advantages there now, even if he does not remember. I believe we shall next play in the British Isles. London, I think. I hope to see you there Enma. I will be most disappointed if you do not bring your friends along as well. And, this time, a forfeit is a loss, not a draw." and she was gone.

"What...the hell was that, Rag?" asked Spike.

"Something that needs to be dealt with. Jerry, do you still have the rules in your memory banks?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rag. Maddawg is randomly shooting nukes everywhere. He needs to be dealt with first. Nukes are more damaging than a little girl's games, whatever they may be." said Ram.

<color=navy>Not this little girl's, Ram. Unfortunately. I'd rather deal with maddawg than her. Yes I do, Rag. The game lasts for a year. No one in or out of the city except us, and we can only enter, not exit. No calling in airstrikes or nukes to die in a blaze of glory. We win, London continues as normal, she wins, it's razed to the ground. Damnit, odds are she's already there so we can't just hope that maddawg'll get her with a nuke. London won't be approachable for a year, even by air, and if we don't win, she'll have razed it when you can get near it again. If she has all this power, why doesn't she just kill us? Why does she insist on playing this game?

"I don't know, Jer, I don't know. Unfortunately, we do need to stop Maddawg first. Nukes kill more people than live in London anyway. We'll just have to hope she won't have too many pieces on the board before we get there. At least we don't have to worry about London going up in smoke in the meantime. Well, we need to stop Maddawg very quickly and then get to London. Any plans?"