The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: What

in the hell is going on around here exactly?

Magical Trevor woke up, he realized his magic had faded off and he was no longer Master Kitty

"Gosh darnit!" he yelled "My magic ran out! Oh well!"

With a flick of his leathery, leathery whip. He was in the middle of the zombies and began his battle.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak sliced through the Smoker's tongue and caught 15 of the horde on his scythe's blade, clearing some space for thought. He raised the scythe above his head and screamed in the primal tongue, louder than all of the horde combined. The living dead turned to look at him. "Perfect. Keep your eye on the monkey..." he said as he moved his scythe in a slow circle. The circle was described in blinding white fire edged with darkness. "You are all long overdue for your PYRE!" He screamed as he slashed through the circle.

The heavens opened and rained down unquenchable flames upon the non-heroes. All of the major villains involved managed to get under cover and many of the Locust had the presence of mind to duck back into the Earth, but the zombies and the monsters were too stupid to realize their danger until it was too late. They burned. The air was filled with the sickly-sweet stench of burning flesh and hair.

Ragnorak wasn't done yet. He turned to the emergence holes. "Turn the whole of Creation into ash! Daitatsu!" A seal appeared around the emergence holes and flashed as the earth groaned and finally gave way to the increasing pressure beneath. Revealed was a bath of hot magma, quickly cooling as the forces propelling it upwards were released. Most of the Locust horde was dead. Ragnorak turned back to the group and sighed. "I've been holding that in for far too long. Shall we?"

The heroes left London to find a hidey-hole to heal and recouperate, as did the villains.

 

[Shapsters]

Due to the fact that Trev was neither a Hero or a Villain, he merely stood where the zombies once were. A single tear ran down his face.

"Dayes!!! Where are you guys!?!?!?!"

 

[The_Chief]

OOC: ok ima try to come back and comprehend what happened.

"ok so lets devise a plan and maybe grab some tuna. im hungry. also i say we blow some stuff up. maybe go see a movie? also what now?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"You will not be permitted to watch a movie or eat tuna." said a mysterious voice. "Who are you and why do you deny my friend his movie and tuna." Said Ram. "My name is not important. I have come to deliver a warning of another Horde". "Another one. How many zombies are there." "I'm afraid these are not zombies but bloodthirsty warriors bent on the worlds destruction. They have already destroyed Lisbon,Madrid,and Paris and are currently stopping for a mana break." "Big deal we can crush these guys." said Ragnorak. "I'm afraid it will not be that simple. There are millons of them. Currently there are *Takes out a piece of paper* 5000 death knights. 3500 mages. 3400 warlocks. and 100000 warriors and pallidens. The rest are comprived of priests,hunters,and rouges. They are on there way here so I suggest you prepare for the onslaught.May I suggest digging your graves." The voice begins to cackel like a madman before fading away.

 

[Shapsters]

Trev walked through a field singing a catchy song

"everyone loves, Magical Trevor cause the-" he suddenly stopped. "I have an idea!"

With a flick of his whip, he was gone.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Well, usually something like that would worry me, but having used Daitatsu's first couple levels of awesome, I realized how little I had actually touched thus far. I think we can handle it. Especially since I recognize that smell." Brimstone wafted through the air and then the Devil appeared, dressed in his traditional heavy rocker outfit.

"Ragnorak Enma, I challenge you and your friends to a rock-off!"

"And we accept, Lucy."

"DON'T CALL ME LUCY!!!!"

"Wait, Rag." interrupted Ram. "The Devil invented heavy rock. Do you really think we can win?"

"With the power I just realized Daitatsu has, yes. Now I just need a pick...Oooh, a wolf's tooth. That should do handily. Let's get this show on the road. What are your terms...Lucy?"

"Kid, you are asking for it..."

"I don't think it's very nice to be confusing Ram with a kid. He's full grown!"

"Shut. UP. Imbecile." said the Devil through clenched teeth. "If I win, you have to give me that scythe, and do one major act of evil. If you win..."

"Wait! I have an idea! How about, if we win, you have to repair the damage I did to London?"

"That suits. Let's go!"

The Devil's song was epic. It was a cover of Metallica's song "The Thing That Should Not Be," with all kinds of soloage and epicness. It was indescribable. The approaching army heard it and approached faster, in the hopes of getting to see the next song. They applauded and screamed loudly at the end and the band (of heroes) was disheartened to see such epicness.

Then Ragnorak unslung his scythe.

Strings ran from the crossbar to the blade, which dulled visibly.

The wolf's tooth pick gleamed red in the light of the setting sun.

The stage was set. The audience anticipatory.

And Ragnorak struck the first chord of "Through The Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce.

The song, with Ram on vocals and Lazorcat on drums (and stage lights/lazors), the valley rocked. Ragnorak played the song perfectly, to the last note. this song belonged to this monkey. At the end of it all, the army was knocked out from the sheer awesomeness of the song. One lone pair of hands clapped. From high above, Jesus descended. "That was epic, dudes. I think even Lucy over there has to admit defeat at that many hammer-ons and pull-offs."

"Gah! Yes, alright already, I concede defeat. I will go repair London."

"Alright, were you guys wanting out of this battle?"

The band looked at each other. Did they want to avoid this battle? "No. Thanks for the offer though."

"Alright, if you're sure. They'll wake up in a bit. Have fun!" Jesus reascended.

 

[Shapsters]

Trev was in his magic lair, he stopped on the project he was working on.

[sup]"woah..."[/sup]he whispered, "I think there was just a sudden surge of epicness."

e went back to working on his awesome, super secret project.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The devil walked around the ravaged streets of London and beagne repairing it. The clouds parted and archangel Michel came down from above

"Well well Lucifer how's it been a while." "Shut up Michel what do you want?" "Oh nothing just checkin up on Earth you know guiding souls into heaven" explained Michel. "Well then how many have you rescused" "Lets see one..two.. none." "Really? "Yeah you would be surprised how many people commited adultry. The apocolypse wasen't even suppose to happen for another week. I blame those hereos and look here you are doing there dirty work." said the archangel. "Well what do you expect me to do" Said Lucifer. "Your the devil your a master of deciet." "Hmm lets examine the contract" "You got them to sign contract" "I stole a little of that monkeys blood he'll never miss it" "But there are 95 signatures on this contract"

Meanwhile at the heroes haven.

"You know I fell a little dizzy" Says Rag before collapsing.

"Ah found a loophole be right back" said the devil.The Devil appeared cacakiling. "I found a loophole in the contest. Ahem. Only electric guitar is permitted in this contest and no other instruments may be permitted including lead vocals and drums. So I will just take that sycthe and for your evil deed I order you to cut that rams horns off." Rag sprang up with his eyes glowing as he took out a machete and cut off rams horns. Pleasure doing buisness with you.

 

[The_Chief]

"NOOOO RAMM!!!! FWAAAHH!!!" Lazor cat shoot lucifer with a powerful lazor blasting him back and dazing him. "I challange you to a battle in hell, 3 days from now. if i will ram gets his horns back. what do you say lucy?"
"home turf hmm? intresting. i accept. but just so you dont escape. ii will put you in POKEMON PURGATORY MUHAHAHA!!"
"NOO NOT POKEMON!" Lazor cat screamed as he was teleported to pokemon purgatory. but he knew that he must evolve to the next level if he were to beat the devil.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Wait, what the fuck just happened? I remember fainting and...OH MY GOD RAM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HORNS??!?!one"

"Ow...the Devil found a loophole and has the scythe and made you cut off my horns. Lazor Cat challenged him, but I don't know if he can win. Ow, blood loss, seeing...double...can't go on...describing symptoms...much longer..." Ram fainted.

"Well, so the Big D thinks he can win at my game, huh?" said Ragnorak after staunching Ram's wounds. "Well, we'll see about that, won't we, Helena?"

<color=turquoise>Indeed we shall. I wonder if we should call up Ronald and Abacus and get their input on this. Contracts and loopholes are the Devil's specialty. An extra couple brains would help.

"Good point. I'll give Ron a ring and a holler."

Thirty minutes later, there was a knock on the cave's entrance. Ragnorak got up and paid the Dominoes guy and went back to work, eating a slice as he did so. Thirty minutes after that, the Logician burst into the cave. "Hello, I wondered when you would need my blinding intellect again. Unfortunately, I'm a little busy right now, so I'll just leave you Jerry. You seem to have most of the connections down already, I think Jerry's all you'll need. I'm off!"

"Wow, not a word in edgewise. I wonder what it is he's doing?"

<color=navy>Oh, just stuff. You know. Anyway, what have you got?

<color=turquoise>We've just about got something here, but we need a better optical than either of us has. The Devil's printer prints really small.

<color=navy>Let's see here...blah blah blah no musical instruments except electric guitars blah blah decision can be reversed by a neutral party blah blah...

"Wait, reread that."

<color=navy>What, the legalese? I didn't know you indulged, Rag. Herewith...

"No, not that, the part before that. About a neutral party."

<color=navy>A neutral party, consulted by the loser may, at it's discretion, overturn the decision. I would assume that means something like Azareal or Krishna, not good or evil in themselves, just there.

"Thought so. Time to call in a favor. Hey, MORTIMER!"

WHAT IS IT, RAGNORAK. I HAVE SOULS TO COLLECT, YOU KNOW.

"I need you to adjudicate. Lucifer won't dare interfere with you. 36 hours ago, there was a rock off here. Will you go look at it again and decide which performance was the best within the rules?"

ALRIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE LUCIFER...NO I LIE, HE CHEATED, THERE WAS A BASS DRUM INVOLVED AT ONE POINT. NEITHER OF YOU PERFORMED WITHIN THE RULES, THEREFORE I AM FORCED TO DECIDE BASED ON KNOWLEDGE OF THE RULES AND MUSICAL ABILITY. YOU WIN, RAGNORAK. HERE'S YOUR SCYTHE BACK AND YOUR FRIEND'S HORNS BACK, THOUGH YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY GO ON, I CAN'T SEE THE CONNECTORS. OH AND YOUR OTHER FRIEND NEEDS HELP. HE'S STUCK IN CERULEAN CITY. I'LL SEND YOU TO THE PLACE HE IS SO YOU CAN SUPPORT HIM, BUT THAT ACQUITS OUR DEAL. OH AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ LITTLE LUCY'S CONTRACTS MORE CAREFULLY NEXT TIME. I'M SURE HE'LL TRY SOMETHING TO DESTROY YOUR FRIEND'S CHANCES IN THE FIGHT. HAVE FUN. WHATEVER THAT IS...

The cave faded out around the group and they reappeared in front of Cerulean City's Gym, Where Lazor Cat was in the middle of a battle. He got the badge and then they all went to the PokeCenter to get Ram's horns reattached. Then they headed out into the Pokemon infested wilderness.

 

[Daye.04]

"Not much mo-" "[color=3f0548]Trevor![/color]" Trevor was interrupted by a Daye standing above him "[color=3f0548]I got the mechanics right here, Trevor. Sorry we're late.[/color]

"Oh, nothing to worry about. I've done most of it by myself. YOur help shall be appriciated, though." Trevor looked up at the Daye "Woah! What's up, dude. You look nothing like the others. The skin colors ... Hell, even a face" Trevor stood up "[color=3f0548]Yes. We're the newest addition. We've actually got a face. They figured out what was wrong with the cloning machine. Anyhoo. We've also got special features now. Like this info-gathering eye.[/color]" "I loved to hear the rest, but I really think we should go back to my very secret project now. Tell you what. You jump in on it now, and I'll even put you guys in my thank-speech. Sounds good, eh?" And with that Trevor and the new Dayes continued the project.

"Uuuuuh. Guys? Is this real?" Spike asked the group "God, I hope not!" Ram answered "Pinch me, would ya?" *[color=FF0000]Punch![/color]* "Ah, what the fu-" "Pika?" Rag where stopped by the shrill voice of a very small yellow pokémon. "Uuuh" Ram started as they were looking at the Pikachu. *Snatch!* There was a guy with a blue-ish haircolour, and a grey dress that took Pikachu. "Haha! I've got you now!" *fwoooosh!* Laser Cat replied by blasting him off. Not knowing that he hit his partner as well. "Team Rocket's getting blasted away again!" They shouted as they flew.

"Ah! Thanks guys. It wasn't neccessary, though. I'm able to handle this by myself. So is Pika. I'm Ash, by the way. Who are you guys? And what kind of pokémons are these? I've never seen a ram-pokémon before" Ash said not knowing the consequenses

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Wait, what the fuck just happened? I remember fainting and...OH MY GOD RAM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HORNS??!?!one"

"Ow...the Devil found a loophole and has the scythe and made you cut off my horns. Lazor Cat challenged him, but I don't know if he can win. Ow, blood loss, seeing...double...can't go on...describing symptoms...much longer..." Ram fainted.

"Well, so the Big D thinks he can win at my game, huh?" said Ragnorak after staunching Ram's wounds. "Well, we'll see about that, won't we, Helena?"

<color=turquoise>Indeed we shall. I wonder if we should call up Ronald and Abacus and get their input on this. Contracts and loopholes are the Devil's specialty. An extra couple brains would help.

"Good point. I'll give Ron a ring and a holler."

Thirty minutes later, there was a knock on the cave's entrance. Ragnorak got up and paid the Dominoes guy and went back to work, eating a slice as he did so. Thirty minutes after that, the Logician burst into the cave. "Hello, I wondered when you would need my blinding intellect again. Unfortunately, I'm a little busy right now, so I'll just leave you Jerry. You seem to have most of the connections down already, I think Jerry's all you'll need. I'm off!"

"Wow, not a word in edgewise. I wonder what it is he's doing?"

<color=navy>Oh, just stuff. You know. Anyway, what have you got?

<color=turquoise>We've just about got something here, but we need a better optical than either of us has. The Devil's printer prints really small.

<color=navy>Let's see here...blah blah blah no musical instruments except electric guitars blah blah decision can be reversed by a neutral party blah blah...

"Wait, reread that."

<color=navy>What, the legalese? I didn't know you indulged, Rag. Herewith...

"No, not that, the part before that. About a neutral party."

<color=navy>A neutral party, consulted by the loser may, at it's discretion, overturn the decision. I would assume that means something like Azareal or Krishna, not good or evil in themselves, just there.

"Thought so. Time to call in a favor. Hey, MORTIMER!"

WHAT IS IT, RAGNORAK. I HAVE SOULS TO COLLECT, YOU KNOW.

"I need you to adjudicate. Lucifer won't dare interfere with you. 36 hours ago, there was a rock off here. Will you go look at it again and decide which performance was the best within the rules?"

ALRIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE LUCIFER...NO I LIE, HE CHEATED, THERE WAS A BASS DRUM INVOLVED AT ONE POINT. NEITHER OF YOU PERFORMED WITHIN THE RULES, THEREFORE I AM FORCED TO DECIDE BASED ON KNOWLEDGE OF THE RULES AND MUSICAL ABILITY. YOU WIN, RAGNORAK. HERE'S YOUR SCYTHE BACK AND YOUR FRIEND'S HORNS BACK, THOUGH YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY GO ON, I CAN'T SEE THE CONNECTORS. OH AND YOUR OTHER FRIEND NEEDS HELP. HE'S STUCK IN CERULEAN CITY. I'LL SEND YOU TO THE PLACE HE IS SO YOU CAN SUPPORT HIM, BUT THAT ACQUITS OUR DEAL. OH AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ LITTLE LUCY'S CONTRACTS MORE CAREFULLY NEXT TIME. I'M SURE HE'LL TRY SOMETHING TO DESTROY YOUR FRIEND'S CHANCES IN THE FIGHT. HAVE FUN. WHATEVER THAT IS...

The cave faded out around the group and they reappeared in front of Cerulean City's Gym, Where Lazor Cat was in the middle of a battle. He got the badge and then they all went to the PokeCenter to get Ram's horns reattached. Then they headed out into the Pokemon infested wilderness.

Spoiler: Very epic

Just one thing is wrong with your post. There is not bloodflow to the horns. There basically bones just growing out of the skull. I only asked to cut his horns to the base not cut them off the scalp. Whatever I don't want to sound like a smartass so now I', off to play off wow.

 

[The_Chief]

uhh im just gunna post cuz idk if dayes is with us or not.

"so you got rams horns back huh? well I STILL HAVE TO FIGHT THE DEVIL AND TO DO SO I HAVE TO EVOLVE TO GOD KNOWS WHAT?!? oh and you cant help me. its in the rules. so i have to decimate everything until i evolve in a few levels. i have 2 days left in here so that should be easy." Lazor cat said, eating some sushi he fashioned out of mistys dead pokemon.

 

[Shapsters]

"Ok now just put that gear there, and hammer that bolt, and"

The mighty MagicMech rose, 10 stories high, able to house and entire collection of Dayes and cows.

"Its done!"

*whistle* Thats pretty big! Who are we gonna attack first?"asked the Daye

"Well, I was thinking of the heroes, but that would be just too routine. We will target the Moon, then crash it into the Earth and live on Mars in our Mech Cities!" explained Magical Trevor "I have contacted the other members of the League of Magicians and they too are building Mechs. We will then meet in Alberta, Canada and combine the Mechs together! This will create a Super Mech Rocket, which we will use to crash the moon into Earth, then move to Mars! What do you think?"

Sounds pretty badass, are the Dayes in on this?"

"If you guys want, I would be honoured to have Dayes on Mars!"

The group jumped into the Mech.

"Check it out, I installed a loudspeaker!"

[HEADING=1]I AM A MECH, YOU WILL TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE![/HEADING]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Just then there was a knock at Magic Trevors door. The daye opened the door and there stood Trevors neighbor. "It is midnight. I have to go to work tommorrow I would prefer you turned down the loudspeaker before the cops". [HEADING=1]We aren't doing anything Illeagal return to your home before I destroy you with My big guns!"[/HEADING]

"Ya do you have permit for that gun. I doubt the cops will let you walk around with enought firepower to destroy the entire British armada.

"Okay okay we'll calm down just be cool" said Trevor. With that the neigbhor walked away.

 

[Ramthundar]

"POKEMON RAM?!" Ram screamed in rage, and head-butted Ash right on the fore-head, squishing his brains instantly.
"Ok, raging over, so now we can go back to...JEEZUS LAZOR CAT, WHAT IS THAT?!" Ragnorak said, shocked to see the cat's dinner.
"What? I'm a carnivor, arn't I?" he said, eyes growing wide as "MIZE HAM-BUGERZ" appeared above his head.

 

[Shapsters]

"POKEMON RAM?!" Ram screamed in rage, and head-butted Ash right on the fore-head, squishing his brains instantly.
"Ok, raging over, so now we can go back to...JEEZUS LAZOR CAT, WHAT IS THAT?!" Ragnorak said, shocked to see the cat's dinner.
"What? I'm a carnivor, arn't I?" he said, eyes growing wide as "MIZE HAM-BUGERZ" appeared above his head.

Spoiler: Hey Ramthundar

Did you get a message from me?

 

[Shapsters]

"POKEMON RAM?!" Ram screamed in rage, and head-butted Ash right on the fore-head, squishing his brains instantly.
"Ok, raging over, so now we can go back to...JEEZUS LAZOR CAT, WHAT IS THAT?!" Ragnorak said, shocked to see the cat's dinner.
"What? I'm a carnivor, arn't I?" he said, eyes growing wide as "MIZE HAM-BUGERZ" appeared above his head.

Spoiler: Hey Ramthundar

Sorry, double post

 

[The_Chief]

SUDDENLY LAZOR BEGAN TO GLOW AND TRIUMPHANT MUSIC IS HEARD. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUN DUN!! and turned into SPLAZOR CAT!! AND BASKED I NA PURPLE LIGHT!