The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"Do a barrel roll!" cried Ram, and he rammed into another robot's legs. This one fell right on top of a school. "Woo! Schools out!" cried the happy Isrealie children, but were then crushed by another falling robot.

Spoiler: Btw

I'm going to be out for a while. I'm going to do some massive catch-up on my TF2 playing. Hopefully I'll get some of these fancy items you kids seem to be raging over. Tata for now!

 

[Daye.04]

Then more children came cheering about school being over.
"No!" a random man came screaming - he seemed like a teacher
"No! Just because school's over doesn't mean you should go to work. You should go to college!"
"What if I don't want to" Splazor replied
"Bah! Just go to fucking college, allright?"
"Wait .. Is that some kind of sex-education?" Ram asked "if so, tell me where to sign up!"
before the man could answer he was crushed by a big robot

"Hold on a god damn minute, guys!" there was a big robot standing above the Sense-maker's dead body "Look! Our leader is dead. Why are we still fighting his cause?"
"He's right" there was mumbling among the suvriving robots "He's dead" "I did not notice that" "Who do I fight for then?" "I'm hungry" "No you're not hungarian, you're Japanese!" " Where can I grab a smoke? I'm really dying for one" "Hey, it'll be a party at my place later. Anyone up for it?"

"Shush again!" the robot cried while standing in a heroical pose "I say we make new friends" "Yay! Friends!" a bunch of children gathered around the robot cheering "Hey. Aren't you kids supposed to be cheering for my speeches?" Ram asked confused "Screw you, man. You just dissapoint"

"Shush for the third time!" the robot cried while posing even more heroically
"Yay! Shu- Oh .." the kid silenced himself as soon as he realised his mistake

"I say we go to a café and talk with our new friends" "But sir! There's too far to the closest café!" "Well" the robot in charge responded "I say we ride the ram" "Yay! Ride the ram!" the children rooted "oh hell no!" Ram started running, following signs to find the nearest café "Follow him!" "Yay! Follow!" the children cheered, following the robots following ram.
"Heh .. Ride ram ... Funny ..." Splazor cat said before following the others

"Wait! Wait, guys!" the tree said without knowing they were gone. "psst! Barrel roll" "Good idea" and with that, the tree followed the heroes, robots and children

 

[Shapsters]

I LOVE BEING AN EVERGREEN TREE!! I AM SO BIG AND MIGHTY AND-

The Talking Evergreen Tree began slowly shrinking, he shrank and shrank until he was a bush again.

"HHmmm... well this sucks! Oh well, sometimes smaller is better anywho! I will eat some more berries later, for now, I could go for a latte!"

He caught up to the group and ran with them.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As the bush was running to catch up with the group he began feeling water sprinkle on top of.
"What the is it raining?" He looked up but saw no clouds he looked behind him and saw that a man was giving him a golden shower. "OH MY GOD! STOP URINATING ON ME RIGHT NOW!" All of the sudden he began to grow more arms and legs until he had 12 total limbs,6 legs and 6 arms. With his new arms he grab the man and began beating the shit out of him. Once the man layed in a pile of his own blood and then ran off to catch up with his friends.

 

[Shapsters]

"Awesome! Now I shall go by the name Slightly Larger Talking Bush!"

The group entered the cafe, they all ordered their drinks and sandwiches and sat down,

"So, uh... why did we come here again?" asked Slightly Larger Talking Bush.

 

[Ramthundar]

"That...is a good question." Ram said, while settling down to his Daffodile and Rum. "Let's just wait for something completely random to happen, thus giving us more wonderful adventures that will teach us the morals of life!"
The whole room looked at Ram. A few began to draw weapons from hidden places.
"...OR we can can piss-ass drunk and do some crazy shit till we get arrested!"
This got a quiet a few cheers. Everyone settled down for a good time.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The cafe turned into a warzone of druken animals,Bushes,and school children. In the morning Ram found himself in a strange bedroom "Where am I" He looked next to him and saw a fat cow (Literally). He gave an unaudible screamed and yelled "WHYYYYYYY!!". Sam the paladin woke upwearing a sailor suit and was on a giant chinese fishing boat. "Oh my god not again!"
The bush found himself in a cramped cupboared. "Where am i?" He opened the Cupboard and found himself inside a Apratment surronded with paintings. "You." Said the new york painter. "Your the one from the painting." The painter then took out a big painting. "That's suppose to be me it's just a big Green blob."

Splazor cat woke up somehwere in Spain. He stepped out of an ally and looked at his left leg. He saw a tatto that said I (Heart) Sandy. "Who the fuck is sandy" Said Splazor cat.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

Samii the cow woke up to a horrible shreek. "What's wrong, what happened? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!" the confused cow aked the ram screaming next to her.

 

[Ramthundar]

"AHHHHI WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU AHHHH!!!""" Ram continued so scream.
"So?" the cow asked.
"AHHHH...UM....IDK, I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD SCREAM!AHHH!!"
Ram quieted down. "So, who are you then, and how'd you get here?"

 

[goofiegirl2002]

"My name is Samii, and honestly I'm not even sure of where we are. Who are you and what happened last night?" The cow said sitting up on the bed.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hell if I know. One minute I'm in the bar, drinking a beer, playing darts with a Talking Bush on a school child, next thing I know I wake up with a cow." Ram looked over the wide haunches of the holstein. "A very...sultry cow, I might say." Ram said, arching his eyebrows.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

Feeling slightly disturbed the cow covers with a blanket "What the hell is a Talking Bush? And who are you?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Who am I? WHO AM I?"
Ram jumped on a nearby rock, striking a heroic pose.
"I am the Great Warrior of the Thundar Tribe! I am the Protector of all things Good and Nice! I Am the Hero of Destiny! I..AM....RAM!!!"
Several children came through the door and gathered around Ram. They cheered weakly, some cringing at the noise.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

"Does that always happen?" Samii asked while putting on her bell. "And where did they come from?" She asked pointing at the children.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Oh, they were the ones in the bar with me. Hey little guys, do you know where we are?"
One of the little kids started babbling, then puked. "Oh dear, he must be speaking Isrealy. Or he's still drunk. Well, let's try exploring a bit, see if we can find any info on where we are."

 

[goofiegirl2002]

"They were at the bar? What were you doing with little children, in a bar?!?" Samii enquired looking at the poor little children. "And I suppose I could come with you, I have nothing better to do." Samii said following Ram.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Alright, let's try going down this hall..." Ram started, but stopped when he saw two little girls blocking their way.
Would you like to play with us, Mister? They said.
"Um, no thank you. We need to get going." Ram said, starting to back away.
YOU WILL PLAY WITH US! the twins screamed.
"Scuse me? No one tells me what to do, BI-ATCH!" Ram then charged the two twins.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" Samii scream watching Ram charge after the two cute little girls.

 

[ajb924]

The twins merged into one person a Sho Minamoto
"Heh, So Zetta SLOW!!! Ive been waiting for the goat to break the curse the damn composer put me under a few years back..." said Sho
"Umm okay then so who are you exacty? And btw im a ram not a goat!!" shouted the ram
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, the names Sho Minamoto and im aiming to kill the composer of shibuya, problem is i dot know where i am, or who he factor you people are!"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Name's Ram, the Mighty Warrior of the Thundar Tribe, and this is the lovely Samii the cow." he said, indicating the cow.
"Say, perhaps we can help you with your quest of death!"