The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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The Slightly Lager Bush rolled out of bed, he had a nasty hangover.
"Ugh... get me some coffee dammit!!"
One of the Isreali boys ran to the kitchen. He babbled something, handed The Slightly Lager Bush a cup of joe and ran off.
"Thanks kid." The Slightly Lager Bush said as he walked out onto the porch, "Ram, what the hell happened last night? Why were you making so much noise in your bed and who is the cow?"
"Ugh... get me some coffee dammit!!"
One of the Isreali boys ran to the kitchen. He babbled something, handed The Slightly Lager Bush a cup of joe and ran off.
"Thanks kid." The Slightly Lager Bush said as he walked out onto the porch, "Ram, what the hell happened last night? Why were you making so much noise in your bed and who is the cow?"
"What the factor?!? Are you underestimating me by not wondering who i am? Well ill tell you what, Some trees drop an apple, Ill drop the freakin moon!!!" Yelled the agrivated Sho. "By the way, why is a bush talking?!?" But before the bush could answer they all heard the sound of menacing heavy footsteps approaching.
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, but what are we gonna do, in this form i cant summon a noise big enough to fight a fricken house!" Yelled sho.
"We Must feed it!" Exclaimed the ram.
"But what do houses eat?" asked asked the cow.
The group began to panic with their lack of ideas to defeat the house
"We Must feed it!" Exclaimed the ram.
"But what do houses eat?" asked asked the cow.
The group began to panic with their lack of ideas to defeat the house
"Do not fear creepy little girls, for eating a few of these berries..." The Slightly Lager Bush shook and the berries popped up, "Will make me grow into a mighty Evergreen!!"
The Slightly Lager Bush ate the berries and put his branches up, nothing happended,
"Erm... A MIGHTY EVERGREEN!!!" The Slightly Lager Bush looked at his body, "God dammit!! Why didn't it work?... RUN!!!!"
The Slightly Lager Bush began running away from the house.
The Slightly Lager Bush ate the berries and put his branches up, nothing happended,
"Erm... A MIGHTY EVERGREEN!!!" The Slightly Lager Bush looked at his body, "God dammit!! Why didn't it work?... RUN!!!!"
The Slightly Lager Bush began running away from the house.
"What the factor, what kind of power was that, a dear could beat you in a fight! And what do you mean creepy little girls?!" The house begins to growl "Wait up stupid bush!!!" After escaping "okay so now what we just ditched the cow and the ram, should we go save them or just not and say we did?"
"Psh, from what I've seen, Ram can run plenty fast, as for the cow... well... I don't know her, not my problem!"
The house saw The Slightly Lager Bush running and went after him, forgetting about Ram and Samii he chased after him.
"Dammit all!!! He's after us! What the hell do we do?!"
The house saw The Slightly Lager Bush running and went after him, forgetting about Ram and Samii he chased after him.
"Dammit all!!! He's after us! What the hell do we do?!"
(OOC: Right... *Ahem*)
(Samurai) Huey casually strode along the side of the road until a group of strangers brushed right past him. There wasn't much time for him to ask a question to the strange group right before the unasked question had been answered by the sight of a house running up to him.
"What the...?!" Was all poor (Samurai) Huey could get out before the house gobbled him up.
"Okay, this is weird...."
(Samurai) Huey casually strode along the side of the road until a group of strangers brushed right past him. There wasn't much time for him to ask a question to the strange group right before the unasked question had been answered by the sight of a house running up to him.
"What the...?!" Was all poor (Samurai) Huey could get out before the house gobbled him up.
"Okay, this is weird...."
The Slightly Larger Talking Bush was eaten by the house.
"Hey!! This is not my fault, maybe he tried to eat you because your so damn creepy!" The Slightly Larger Talking Bush looked at Samurai, "Great, now we've got some punk who thinks he's a ninja!"
"Hey!! This is not my fault, maybe he tried to eat you because your so damn creepy!" The Slightly Larger Talking Bush looked at Samurai, "Great, now we've got some punk who thinks he's a ninja!"
Maddawg was couped up in his office all afternoon and decided it was time to find a vaction spot. Of course since Maddawg is evil he decided that only the biggest and baddest house would do. So he and his Lawyer (Who is a boomer) Went to find this house.
"Boom" said the boomer Lawyer. "Why are we here in Isarel? Can you think of anywhere else where theres more violence?" "Boom,Boom,Boom." "Look I already told you the civil war on mars is over,Pluto is to cold so my oil bills will go through the roof,and I'm not living in uranus." They strolled along until they came to the living house. "Boom" "I don't know seems to...Nice for me". Without warning the house came alive and ate the lawyer boomer whole. "Did you just eat my lawyer?Maybe you aren't so bad after all" The house growled at Maddawg. "Hey don't you growl at me" The house contunied to growl and tried to eat Maddawg. Maddawg saw this coming and qucikly dived out of the way. Spotting a chest high wall he quickly dove for it. "HAHAHA while I am behind this wall you can not touch me I am invincible." The wall then vanished below the ground and reappeared in front of the house. "Oh it was part of the house" The house used the pipes that make up it's irragation system and hit maddawg with it."Okay that's it." Said Maddawg while whipping out a phone and pushing speed dial."Hey Gordon. Ya listen I'm gonna need a lightmass bomb. Ya.Ya. Alright i'll stay on the line." Suddenly a giant missle appeared nukeing the house and it's occupants. Parts of the house and it's occupants went flying throught the air. "HOLY SHIT! That was a bigass explosion." Maddawg began walking back to nexus sitll talking to Gordon. "Hey Gordon you know what I don't understand. How can I be having a conversation with you when you're mute?"
"Boom" said the boomer Lawyer. "Why are we here in Isarel? Can you think of anywhere else where theres more violence?" "Boom,Boom,Boom." "Look I already told you the civil war on mars is over,Pluto is to cold so my oil bills will go through the roof,and I'm not living in uranus." They strolled along until they came to the living house. "Boom" "I don't know seems to...Nice for me". Without warning the house came alive and ate the lawyer boomer whole. "Did you just eat my lawyer?Maybe you aren't so bad after all" The house growled at Maddawg. "Hey don't you growl at me" The house contunied to growl and tried to eat Maddawg. Maddawg saw this coming and qucikly dived out of the way. Spotting a chest high wall he quickly dove for it. "HAHAHA while I am behind this wall you can not touch me I am invincible." The wall then vanished below the ground and reappeared in front of the house. "Oh it was part of the house" The house used the pipes that make up it's irragation system and hit maddawg with it."Okay that's it." Said Maddawg while whipping out a phone and pushing speed dial."Hey Gordon. Ya listen I'm gonna need a lightmass bomb. Ya.Ya. Alright i'll stay on the line." Suddenly a giant missle appeared nukeing the house and it's occupants. Parts of the house and it's occupants went flying throught the air. "HOLY SHIT! That was a bigass explosion." Maddawg began walking back to nexus sitll talking to Gordon. "Hey Gordon you know what I don't understand. How can I be having a conversation with you when you're mute?"
"How do i get myself into these situations...?" (Samurai) Huey asked himself.
Oh well, at least it's better than putting up with Riley or Granddad's nonsense
Oh well, at least it's better than putting up with Riley or Granddad's nonsense
"JAPAN?!! How the hell did we end up here?!" asked The Slightly Larger Angry Talking "Well, at least you guys will fit in, if there is one thing Japan has, its creepy little girls and Ninjas. This place is so industrialized, I'll stuck out like a sore thumb!"
Buuuuut, this strange group find themselves crashing through a large house. When they come to, they wake up to the site of a school girl. One with long blonde hair with small red bows, crimson eyes and a high hair line. The girl studies the group curiously, then makes a series of hand signs.
"What the hell's she doing?" ask the Slightly Larger Angry Talking Bush
"It's called Sign-language" Answers (Samurai) Huey. "I think she's a mute"
"What the hell's she doing?" ask the Slightly Larger Angry Talking Bush
"It's called Sign-language" Answers (Samurai) Huey. "I think she's a mute"