The Escapist Bans
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It's the feeling of recognition we all crave at the moment.
By that rule,I should be banned though.reg42 said:It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.[Kira Must Die said:]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani
It's the feeling of recognition we all crave at the moment.
I haven't been able to keep up with them all!
Someone archive them!
Anyway, he can't ban me. I'm the fucking Hypnotoad!
Someone archive them!
Anyway, he can't ban me. I'm the fucking Hypnotoad!
Well, I didn't say it was a rule, but if you can find one guy who got silly-banned and had under 5000 posts I'll be impressed and corrected.Lycanthrope321 said:IfBy that rule,I should be banned though.reg42 said:It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.[Kira Must Die said:]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani
It's the feeling of recognition we all crave at the moment.
I smell banning,defying the mods and all that...Onyx Oblivion said:
[sub][sub]Heh,I just realized Mods is one letter away from Gods...[/sub][/sub]
Personally like Neonbobs the best.
Like many others have said I actually glad that I am some-what of a nobody here. It would ruin my chances of getting the Morpheus/Neo badge!
But in all seriousness considering I have been a member for nearly 2 years and still have such a merge post count I doubt those badges will be winging their way to me any time soon.
Like many others have said I actually glad that I am some-what of a nobody here. It would ruin my chances of getting the Morpheus/Neo badge!
But in all seriousness considering I have been a member for nearly 2 years and still have such a merge post count I doubt those badges will be winging their way to me any time soon.
![[Kira Must Die]](https://eg-forums-escapist-data-bucket.fra1.digitaloceanspaces.com/data/avatars/l/68/68539.jpg?1620622912){kind=avatar}
Well, there's always next April Fools Day.reg42 said:It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.[Kira Must Die said:]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani
I have a feeling these aren't the wises things to post...Onyx Oblivion said:Pfft. A cat could do their job.Lycanthrope321 said:
FEAR HIM!
FEAR KULIANI!
Or you can just yell that Kuliani can't touch you in an attempt at reverse psychology, although you could also do it to not be banned by using reverse-reverse psychology, but then they could know that, and ban you, because it was actually reverse-reverse-reverse psychology. And the chain goes on...[Kira Must Die said:]Well, there's always next April Fools Day.reg42 said:It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.[Kira Must Die said:]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani
Why should I fear someone so awesome? I was talking about the OTHER mods.Lycanthrope321 said:I have a feeling these aren't the wises things to post...Onyx Oblivion said:Pfft. A cat could do their job.Lycanthrope321 said:
FEAR HIM!
FEAR KULIANI!
*Steeples fingers*Onyx Oblivion said:Why should I fear someone so awesome? I was talking about the OTHER mods.Lycanthrope321 said:I have a feeling these aren't the wises things to post...Onyx Oblivion said:Pfft. A cat could do their job.Lycanthrope321 said:
FEAR HIM!
FEAR KULIANI!
Clever move dear boy.
That said, while he is awesome, he is still a stupid cat.Lycanthrope321 said:*Steeples fingers*Onyx Oblivion said:Why should I fear someone so awesome? I was talking about the OTHER mods.Lycanthrope321 said:I have a feeling these aren't the wises things to post...Onyx Oblivion said:Pfft. A cat could do their job.Lycanthrope321 said:
FEAR HIM!
FEAR KULIANI!
Clever move dear boy.
You fools, you banned it up! BANNED IT ALL UP! DAMN YOUUUU!
..Ahem. Nice joke, there, yesiree.
..If you ban me I'm claiming prejudice. Just sayin'.
..Ahem. Nice joke, there, yesiree.
..If you ban me I'm claiming prejudice. Just sayin'.
It could be that this is an awesome 1st of April thing going on, but it could also be that all the planets have aligned resulting in the exuding of dark cosmic forces from the ban hammers (weapons forged from within Supernovae which fall to Earth to select their bearers) turning their wielders insane and fulfilling them with the ban lust, a disease in which they must steal the forum essence from others in order to survive.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid that we are dealing with a rogue moderator. The only way to stop him is a stake through the heart but we must act quickly as men with the ban lust have their hearts shrivel and die in a matter of hours until they are completely dependent on the forum essence of others to live. If we delay and the heart whithers there will be no chance of stopping him, none at all. We must journey quickly to the center of Kuliana's castle and confront him in battle!
Very little of you will survive but to turn tail and flee now will be the greatest disgrace to your brothers, to your ancestors and to all forum kind!
So ride Escapists, ride to glory, to freedom and to the fall of a god!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid that we are dealing with a rogue moderator. The only way to stop him is a stake through the heart but we must act quickly as men with the ban lust have their hearts shrivel and die in a matter of hours until they are completely dependent on the forum essence of others to live. If we delay and the heart whithers there will be no chance of stopping him, none at all. We must journey quickly to the center of Kuliana's castle and confront him in battle!
Very little of you will survive but to turn tail and flee now will be the greatest disgrace to your brothers, to your ancestors and to all forum kind!
So ride Escapists, ride to glory, to freedom and to the fall of a god!