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IHateDaManSkirt

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TheGhostOfSin said:
Erana said:
All the sudden, I'm very happy that I don't have an outrageous post count...
You don't have to have a High Post count, Kuliani is going after everyone, the Banocalypse has come. No-one is safe
Damn Kulliani's imbalances!! I found Hubilub's the funniest as he posted a link to a rick-roll. Good thing my post count is incredibly low. He will never notice those of us who hide our posts in the mouse holes.
 

knight steel

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Random Argument Man said:
YAY OBJECTION:http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3804616
 

Talendra

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Ultrajoe said:
*Emerges from hole*

It's April Second.

I'm safe now.
*gasps* Even Ultrajoe fears the wrath of Kuliani.. Dark times.. Dark times indeed.
 

Roxas1359

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I loved Commi's ban and New Classic's ban probably the most. I thought that they were funny.
I'm just glad that I'm unknown.[sub]I am safe![/sub]
 

OutcastBOS

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MWAHAHAH!!! I WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!
[small] Although the Riders will probably get me banned one day[/small]
[sub]Dusty: Hey!
Smitty: What will WE do?1
Ox: Everyone loves us!
Jake: Yeah! we only speak the truth!!
All but Jake: SHU-wait, he's right![/sub]
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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PedroSteckecilo said:
Thedutchjelle said:
It took me some figuring out as to what the OP was referring to. Appearantly the moderators went mad with power - though, if I were a mod, this is what the boards would look like on any day but april fool's :p
Not "the mods" just one Mod, the mad Kuliani, reaper of posters, scourge of the longtimers and crusher of all.
And complete badass.
But honestly, I saw all the bans on a forum, quit the Internet, logged back in, and, to my horror, it had 1 New Message.
I may have shat bricks.
 

Blatherscythe

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Fire Daemon said:
It could be that this is an awesome 1st of April thing going on, but it could also be that all the planets have aligned resulting in the exuding of dark cosmic forces from the ban hammers (weapons forged from within Supernovae which fall to Earth to select their bearers) turning their wielders insane and fulfilling them with the ban lust, a disease in which they must steal the forum essence from others in order to survive.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid that we are dealing with a rogue moderator. The only way to stop him is a stake through the heart but we must act quickly as men with the ban lust have their hearts shrivel and die in a matter of hours until they are completely dependent on the forum essence of others to live. If we delay and the heart whithers there will be no chance of stopping him, none at all. We must journey quickly to the center of Kuliana's castle and confront him in battle!

Very little of you will survive but to turn tail and flee now will be the greatest disgrace to your brothers, to your ancestors and to all forum kind!

So ride Escapists, ride to glory, to freedom and to the fall of a god!
You have


My sword.


And my axe.


And my atomic bomb.
 
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MelasZepheos has returned after spending the whole day away from the Escapist on the entire basis of these bans to say:

'HA, 'tis no longer April Fools day in Merry Olde England, thus if I am banned as part of this mod perma-banning rampage then the joke is on them!'

Of course, the bigger joke may be having enough self deprecating loathing to know that I am not famous enough to even register as a blip on the radar of Kuliani's bans, thus in a perverse way, were I to be banned, it would inflate my self-esteem that I was counted worthy enough, but then if they do ban me for this, then it sends down my self-esteem for having been banned, whatever the reasoning, and I also realise exactly how pathetic it is to actually even consider that a mere newbie of under 2000 posts would be considered to be unworthy of such an accolade being lauded upon him, yet down in some deep recess of my soul I know the connections I have made possibly elevate me to a position beyond that of mere internet poseur, I am now internet poseur with a massive ego, which threatens the space time continuum itself.

I think I had a point in there somewhere, ah well, too tired to dig it out now.
 

Berethond

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PedroSteckecilo said:
Shurikens and Lightning said:
Kuliani would never ban somebody who hasn't even made it to a 1000 posts, right? RIGHT!
Hell I think I'm one of the only "On the Record"ers who has survived so far.
I made it too, and it's past work hours on the East Coast!
I live.
 

Ultrajoe

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Talendra said:
Ultrajoe said:
*Emerges from hole*

It's April Second.

I'm safe now.
*gasps* Even Ultrajoe fears the wrath of Kuliani.. Dark times.. Dark times indeed.
You didn't?

I once saw him eat an entire village. Like, not just the people, he bit the entire place out of the ground and chewed it up.
 

Roxas1359

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Berethond said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
Shurikens and Lightning said:
Kuliani would never ban somebody who hasn't even made it to a 1000 posts, right? RIGHT!
Hell I think I'm one of the only "On the Record"ers who has survived so far.
I made it too, and it's past work hours on the East Coast!
I live.
Same here. Although I live on the West Coast and it's still April Fools day. I'm going to go and hide.*hides*
 

ljd184

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Sacman

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Holy Crap today's April first... I've been in a haze of stupidity for like a week and thought it was still the middle of March...