The Escapist Basement.

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If you were to have the courage trawl through the horrors of the internet...past the offended page past 2 girls one cup...past the most horrible things that the world can possibly offer... to travel to the darkest...lonleist corner of the human imagination... you could look around you and the basement would still be out of your grasp.

they say that to reach the basement you must travel through the nine circles of hell, below the lake of ice there is a tunnel, a tunnel of such length that it is said to go down for eternity, but no... at the very end of this tunnel lies a thing that will change and transform into something that will make your worst nightmare look like the ghost that lived in you closet as a child.

if and only if you somehow manage to slay the thing... you will see a door wrapped in chains... beyond this door lies... the basement.

now, you may have heard that nothing can ever be deleted or forgotten, nothing can be completely wiped from existence. when a troll gets banned from the escapist the account is paired up with the soul of a paedophile or murderer who is close to death, when this person dies the reaper also takes an envelope containing the account and all it's posts.

this manifestation of hate and spite is then locked away in the basement for eternity. these accounts, blank canvases that are defined by the people that use them will begin to troll and flame eachother like never before.

so yes, that is the basement please,please for the love of god DO NOT go in there.

thank you.
 

PoliceBox63

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The Basement IS The Escapist. We're in it right now! We entered and now we can never leave.