The FAIL Game!

[HAZEANDHALO]

And died. FAIL
Fail

 

[jdog345]

...at Failing! WIN!

The man woke up

 

[MasterSqueak]

And got an egg implanted in his gut by a Chryssalid. EPIC FAIL.(?)

The fish drew his lightsaber...

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

And turned into fishdicks fish STICKS from the intense heat of the light saber. FAIL!

Guy walks into a bar...

 

[MasterSqueak]

And got kicked in the crotch by Gordon Freeman.

A cow licks a moose...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

and moose dies WIN!

I fail

 

[irishdelinquent]

at following proper thread guidelines. TEH INTERNETZ FAIL!

A guy buys a new car...

 

[Neonbob]

...and crashes it in the parking lot because it was still in reverse. FAIL!

An arrest today...

 

[Lost In The Void]

Turns into a fiasco as the man was an undercover cop Mistaken Identity Fail

So a pig walks into a bar...

 

[Neonbob]

...and is cooked for the dinner rounds! TIMING FAIL!

I ate a donut...

 

[Lost In The Void]

And lost your soul to the devil Simpson Fail

I kissed a girl...

 

[Neonbob]

...and had an allergic reaction to her makeup. GENDER DIFFERENCES FAIL!

I threw a dagger...

 

[goatzilla8463]

...but the wind blew it back at you. WEATHER FAIL!

I ate a doughnut...

 

[Neonbob]

...and choked on the hole. SEEMING IMPOSSIBILITY FAIL!

I drank some tea...

 

[Lost In The Void]

And died of shock when you saw the future Realization Fail

I was up late tonight

 

[Neonbob]

....and slept until 4pm, missing your shows. CIRCADIAN RHYTHM FAIL!

I forgot to see my doctor...

 

[Lost In The Void]

And died of loneliness slightly ironic fail

I killed a bug today

 

[Neonbob]

...and eradicated an entire species forever. ENDANGERED SPECIES AWARENESS FAIL!

I left my batteries...

 

[Lost In The Void]

In the charger and it overheated melting the charger and wrecking the batteries Manufacturer Fail

I put a loaded gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger

 

[Neonbob]

...and nothing happened. SUICIDE PREPAREDNESS FAIL!

I went hunting...