The flat-out worst game you have ever played. EVER.

EOD Tech

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You people saying Kane and Lynch are high. Or you're just not smart enough to understand it.

My worst game ever is Vampire Rain. I hated that game so much I still own it (too embarrassed to return it).
 

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Resident Evil Gaiden for Gameboy Color. It was... unbelievable. It was honestly the least fun game I've ever played, and the story was so bad that Capcom actually declared it non-canon. Yeah... CAPCOM declared it non-canon. Think about that for a sec and you'll understand how bad it was.
 

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RAKtheUndead said:
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600. Call it schmuck bait. I had to see whether it lived up to its reputation.
I played it as well. It was bad, sure, but I've definitely played worse. It might rank in my top 10 worst, but not the highest.

That accolade is awarded to Superman Returns. God, what a pile of arse that was.
 

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Salem_Wolf said:
Spider-Man 3.

Look, don't ask, I wanted a Spider-Man game that was like Spider-Man 2, it was a spur of the moment purchase, I was just disappointed. Web of Shadows was a superior Spider-Man game. Man...
Spiderman 3 on the PC was actually pretty good
 

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Either Big Rigs or Perfect Dark Zero. But Big Rigs was funny as hell, especially when I reached the speed of light while going backwards.
 

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Cliver Barker's Jericho. It's a textbook example of how to not design a game. And before anybody gets any ideas, I bought the game knowing how shitty it would be, but I had thought I would get some amusement from writing a review. Sadly, that didn't happen...
 

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Joseph375 said:
I'm going to have to go with Call of Duty 3. One of the worst games ever in my opinion.
Agreed. I played it on the PS2, I gave it mercy and played it all the way through, it never got better. I'm glad I rented it.
 

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probably Demon Stone for the PS2

it cant get more linear than this. and i played it on the hardest setting and beat it in a few hours. that unlocked another *harder* setting.

beat that is less time.

bought it for 2 dollars, so i mean... not too many complaints.

don't really get bad games then i guess.
 

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rayen020 said:
What you mean aside from the multi-player challenges, interesting maps, great level design, Attention to detail, and story? What was broken?

And honestly the single player campaign is the entire game! it's an military FPS! If the Campaign is good, its a good game.
Multiplayer challenges aren't exactly new.

Interesting maps? Where? They're mostly asymmetrical campfests, with the worst spawnpoints I've seen in a long time.

Level design in the CoD games, even the good ones, is pretty bad. CoD4 had nice set pieces and CoD2 had fun bits, but the rest are god-awful. Any FPS game that has to funnel players through single corridors with infinitely-spawning enemies has failed at level design.

CoD's attention to detail and story...? Please tell me you're joking. The WWII CoD games revolve around WWII, and the modern-era ones are like straight-to-DVD action films. Bad story, bad writing, and so on.

The entire multiplayer is broken in MW2 and Black Ops. Balance is out of the window, as are connections, matchmaking, spawn systems, etc.


Simple FPS games like this don't survive because of the campaign, and it's rarely the strong point. If the whole game is good, the game is good. You don't call a meal good when you have an appetising steak and fecal matter on the same plate.


fingerbang143 said:
army of two 40th day, simply pathetic
I wouldn't go so far to say it's the WORST. At least it's somewhat funny when played with a friend, though the reason it's funny is because it's so ridiculously bad.


To whoever said it, thanks for reminding me - Perfect Dark Zero definitely rates highly among the worst games ever for me, as does Final Fantasy XIII. That game is fucking DIRE.
 

Klopy

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Hm. Worst game I ever played would probably be Blasto. Awesome guy. Awful game.
 

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Ninjabread Man may not have had much potential to start with. It looked like a bit of lightweight platforming that might be fun or have some intersting game mechanics. What it actually was was so utterly devoid of ideas or content that I sold it back to the game store(at a loss, because apparently returning a horrible product just isn't something that game stores do, anyone want to ask how many things I've bought from them since?) the same day just to get the damned thing away from me.
 

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Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green. I have no idea what compelled me to buy it. Luckily I was able to take it back because the disc was scratched.
 

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baddude1337 said:
So, what is it? For me it's Gods and Generals, a truly terrible game. Just look up gameplay videos on Youtube and you will see why.
I was SO FUCKING EXITED for two worlds. i peordered it a like a year before. i cried as soon as i saw the menu :p gamestop would only give five dollars for it on release dsy D: