The gift game

[Nouw]

I put it on mute, how can people hear me silly .

I give you eternal happiness.

 

[cryogeist]

:/ D: cant...stop...smiling!!!!

I give you a boneduster from bulletstorm

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have no idea what that is. I hope it is good!

I give you a L4D tank that obeys you and only you.

 

[cryogeist]

...oh...my...god....YYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I give you this cake i made

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*noms*

I give you a good hug.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Accepts self-hug*

I give you the universe for posting in mah thread.

 

[Dango]

That's pretty good considering this is my first post in your thread.

I give you a starfish, because I am creative.

 

[cryogeist]

uhh thanks?...*puts it in fish tank*

I give you a tiger 2 tank

 

[Dango]

I have no use for tanks when cuddling.

I give you a plain bagel with butter.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Goodbye Geometro!!!

I give you enough lego to make your own minecraft world.

 

[Neonbob]

I spend the next five years of my life in solitude building shit XD

I give you a puppy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dawwwww he's going to taste wonderful.

I give you a gold canary.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

What would I do with a bird? Birds are jerks, always divebombing me...

I give you a pasture. Mooo...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thanks...

*drives around on it, unleashing my inner farmboy*

I give you a planet!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I shall colonize it with cows.

I give you poisonous mushrooms.

 

[cryogeist]

*throws away*

I give you this gun that i found

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cool! *backfires*

AHHHHHHH!

I give you heroin er, adrenalin.

 

[JasonKaotic]

This is inadequate. *throws in face*

I give you a death ray with a sat-nav attached for easy navigation!

 

[cryogeist]

Sweet!
*pew pew pew!!!*

I give you this bag of chips im eating

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks me!

*noms*

I give you check paddles to revive this thread with