The gift game

[cryogeist]

sweet!

I give you a really good gun collection

 

[cryogeist]

...thanks

I give you pie

 

[cryogeist]

*bashes it against wall*

I give you nOtHiNg

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I decline to drink these tears.

I give you an alternate reality.

 

[cryogeist]

....

i give you his love

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I pass it along.

 

[cryogeist]

i kill it

I give you a game of your choice

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I pick up a copy of Total War.

I give you stupidity.

 

[cryogeist]

...

i give you stupidity

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Great, now I'm a Pakled.

I give you a ticket to the wonderful community known as DIE.

 

[cryogeist]

*sets it on fire*
not yet....not yet

I give you a 120MM round

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I set it aside, gently.

I give you a Matilda II tank.

 

[cryogeist]

nice

I give you a jagdtiger to use that 120MM round with (if i got the ammo right...forgot)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it in the fridge.

I give you a bag of crabs here.

 

[Eumersian]

Alaskan crab? Delicious.

I give you some fat, faaat food to eat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*OM NOM NOM*

THank god for fast metabolisms!

I give you true horror.

 

[Eumersian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


I give you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Delicious screaming. I bottle this and save it for later.

I give you a Starfleet vessel.

 

[Eumersian]

What kind?

I give you a programming class.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks!

I give you 5 seconds
*loads sniper rifle*