The glass is half full...or is it?
- Thread starter the monopoly guy
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Good one 
British edition
A labour supporter takes half the glass for his welfare programme.
A conservative takes the whole glass and sells it to his buddies for 2 pence and £1,500,000,000 'special expenses'
A lib dem never gets the glass, because nobody knows who they are.
Monster raving loony party see the glass, and immediately order more drinks for everyone.
The BNP blames the half-fullness of the glass on immigrants.
UKIP does the same, then tries to sidle away from the BNP.
The Pakistanis demand the goverment buys them a new glass.
The Geordies drain the glass and hit you in the face with it.
The scots do the same, only they burn the bar down around you.
The Irish don't ask such patently silly questions, prefering to simply down the glass and debate on who to terrorise next.
The scouse steals the glass.
Terry Pratchet makes a funny analogy about the glass, and you all die laughing.
Winston Churchil declares 'We will fight for the freedom of the glass'.
Lloyd George gives the glass a pension.
Margaret Thatcher takes it away.
George Galloway condemns America for waging war unjustly against the glass.
The SAS kill the glass, simply on principle.
The Welsh do such unspeakable things to the glass it's glad it's dead.
The Met arrest the glass for hanging a union jack out of it's house.
Shortly thereafter, the BBC has the glass released, lauded and given a big shiny medal as 'A hero of the British people.'
More coming shortly.
A labour supporter takes half the glass for his welfare programme.
A conservative takes the whole glass and sells it to his buddies for 2 pence and £1,500,000,000 'special expenses'
A lib dem never gets the glass, because nobody knows who they are.
Monster raving loony party see the glass, and immediately order more drinks for everyone.
The BNP blames the half-fullness of the glass on immigrants.
UKIP does the same, then tries to sidle away from the BNP.
The Pakistanis demand the goverment buys them a new glass.
The Geordies drain the glass and hit you in the face with it.
The scots do the same, only they burn the bar down around you.
The Irish don't ask such patently silly questions, prefering to simply down the glass and debate on who to terrorise next.
The scouse steals the glass.
Terry Pratchet makes a funny analogy about the glass, and you all die laughing.
Winston Churchil declares 'We will fight for the freedom of the glass'.
Lloyd George gives the glass a pension.
Margaret Thatcher takes it away.
George Galloway condemns America for waging war unjustly against the glass.
The SAS kill the glass, simply on principle.
The Welsh do such unspeakable things to the glass it's glad it's dead.
The Met arrest the glass for hanging a union jack out of it's house.
Shortly thereafter, the BBC has the glass released, lauded and given a big shiny medal as 'A hero of the British people.'
More coming shortly.
OK, let me repeat myself, stay away from some fo the more offensive stuff.
Also, it's rather funny how no one has an opinion on whether the glass is half full or half empty or other.
A medevil person thinks a which stole the rest of the *whatever is in the glass*
Also, it's rather funny how no one has an opinion on whether the glass is half full or half empty or other.
A medevil person thinks a which stole the rest of the *whatever is in the glass*