The haiku thread

[LittleChone]

Duke Nukem is near!
I feel so queer!
oh dear, my undies...

8(

 

[friboy2791]

good night everyone
I am heading off to bed
see you tomorrow

 

[Mimssy]

My throat really hurts
I think I may have caught strep
My very own plague

The name is Heather
Some days I can be awesome
It's not today, though.

 

[KEM10]

rant against haikus

defence

further rant

observation

Continuation!
How fragrant thy blossom is-
fresh new world alight

Reason abandoned
Seek forth the meme apparent
for in it truth dwells

A true cyclic wheel
The reincarnation
To die and both live

But is it an art
Like the games publishers fart
into the banal

There is love for this
That much is now apparent
I am repented

All praise be to thee.
The errors have been undone,
and glory returned!

Alas, it cannot be,
for you might be one trolling.
Then all is in jest.

Forsake those vile ways!
No good in tomfoolery!
(or in these accents)

Let us now depart!!!
Exclamation point, one, one!!!!
We mustn't feed more!

 

[rekabdarb]

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

 

[scoHish]

Your new here but you
made an original thread
I thank you good sir

 

[Juven Ignus]

I love them haikus
They are so much fun to write
I love this OP

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
Welcome anyway

 

[Juven Ignus]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

 

[Truth Cake]

rant against haikus

defence

[proof] haiku's are dead
the internet killed them [/proof]
so there na na na

But with that retort
in that manner of speaking
they are still living

Continuation!
How fragrant thy blossom is-
fresh new world alight

Reason abandoned
Seek forth the meme apparent
for in it truth dwells

A true cyclic wheel
The reincarnation
To die and both live

But is it an art
Like the games publishers fart
into the banal

There is love for this
That much is now apparent
I am repented

A curious mind,
made it's contradiction clear,
yet not quite correct.

Your thoughts are quite flawed,
Art need not be humerous,
A point must be made.

Redemption you gained,
or so your words have made plain,
I do not deny.

Art won't die today-
Internet CPR!
Haiku still lives on!

As we speak of art-
this art in the form of words-
progress marches on.

A fool, I might be;
The time? Two in the morning.
Please check my past works.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

You wanna dare me?
Watch me fucking own this bet.
Qualification

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

 

[Juven Ignus]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

I can see your point
And I will counter with this:
To each man his own.

 

[crazybombard]

Hello and welcome
to this really awesome site
Don't get in a fight.

 

[Jake the Snake]

Mezmer types his post
A fantastic poem it is
Post is now finished

 

[Dfskelleton]

I've always been more of a rhyming guy, so I'll give this:
I'd wish to wecome you to this site,
I how everyone treats you tight.
Don't take seriously to Yahtzee
or be a grammar Nazi,
And I'm sure we'll al be alright.

 

[KEM10]

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

That is not so hard.
A simple answer will do:
HIPPOPOTAMUS

Not enough for you?
All you need is some extra
vocabulary.

And this is from me,
my thoughts are usually
mathematical.

So an extra word
to extinguish the third line
creatively

is not that dire.
Socioeconomics
might be your downfall

 

[War Penguin]

I am War Penguin
I will rule the Escapist
Just need bigger gun

And you are welcomed
Please obey rules and grammar
Then you will be fine

 

[rekabdarb]

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

You wanna dare me?
Watch me fucking own this bet.
Qualification

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

That is not so hard.
A simple answer will do:
HIPPOPOTAMUS

Not enough for you?
All you need is some extra
vocabulary.

And this is from me,
my thoughts are usually
mathematical.

So an extra word
to extinguish the third line
creatively

is not that dire.
Socioeconomics
might be your downfall

lol i'm glad two people brought up the mantle... now i got some haikus that i can say to my english major buddy when he starts busting out his like a know it all jackass

 

[friboy2791]

Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway

What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.

They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame

they're not about rhyme
rhythm is more important
in a poems form