The haiku thread

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friboy2791

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Dfskelleton said:
I've always been more of a rhyming guy, so I'll give this:
I'd wish to wecome you to this site,
I how everyone treats you tight.
Don't take seriously to Yahtzee
or be a grammar Nazi,
And I'm sure we'll al be alright.
maybe i should have
started up a limerick thread
just like wolfenstein

I refer of course
to zero punctuation
on new wolfenstein
 

friboy2791

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Milky_Fresh said:
I'll just steal one off a friend.

"Hey! Listen! Watch out!
She will haunt me forever,
That stupid, blue *****."
I fully agree
Navis an annoying *****
Tatl for the win
 
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friboy2791 said:
MrDeckard said:
Juven Ignus said:
MrDeckard said:
Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway
What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.
They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame
they're not about rhyme
rhythm is more important
in a poems form
But without meaning
They are completely pointless
They are just a game
 

Contun

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Haiku's are so dumb...
Only losers would make them...
Hey- WAIT A SECOND!
 

asdfbojqewrv

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Sensei Le Roof said:
MrDeckard said:
Juven Ignus said:
MrDeckard said:
Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway
What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.
They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame
Think outside the box
Rhyme is not a requisite
Read e e cummings
Nor are periods
so it would appear to be.
ot: welcome friend
 
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Sensei Le Roof said:
MrDeckard said:
Juven Ignus said:
MrDeckard said:
Haikus are stupid
I do not get them at all
But welcome anyway
What, are you insane?
Haikus are a poet's blade!
You should be ashamed.
They don't rhyme at all
They rarely mean anything
I do not have shame
Think outside the box
Rhyme is not a requisite
Read e e cummings
Agreed, rhyme is option
They rarely mean anything
Never heard of him
 

Mikeyfell

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Typing a haiku.
On the Escapist, no less. === on a computer, no less
Finished the last line.

I don't know Spanish.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
and that's about it.

Five, seven then five
that's how you write a haiku
this is one right now

"could you go a day,
speaking only in haiku's?"
and I replied, "no."

Refrigerator
I think I cheated a bit
Refrigerator

Haiku's are fun...uh
almost screwed up that last line
this is really hard

my mouse-pad has boobs.
you know, for carpal tunnel.
It's orthopedic!

Forget limericks
the haiku's are where it's at
because they're easy.

make each line it's own
phrase. Otherwise the haiku
sounds really awkward.

I made all these up,
For various school projects.
This one is new though.

JRCB said:
Creativity
Will not be found in this one
For it is stolen
I fucking love this.
It once was a paradox.
I fixed that one line

This thread is so cool.
Welcome to the Escapist.
Enjoy your time here.
 

ChromeAlchemist

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Oh Dante the great
Everyone's left the party
Now you're left to cry

Hmm, that's bad. Considering I was taught this it's pretty shocking, but they never did tell us what makes a good haiku. Oh wait, yes they did...the more cryptic the better.
 

Fetzenfisch

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friboy2791 said:
Fetzenfisch said:
The Nippon-Fanboy
he is smelling like old milk
how i despise them
what is the Nippon?
I know I sound like a n00b
but at least I ask
It's the native's name;
for the island of evil.
that you call japan.