The haiku thread

[friboy2791]

here are some haikus
that I wrote throughout the years
hope you enjoy them

Clinton vs Bush
Clinton screwed with Lewinski
Bush screwed with Iraq

I swallowed a fly
while riding my bicycle
now I have to puke

a long time ago
a galaxy far away
insert Star Wars theme

I just beat portal
Glad0s you have deceived me
with promise of cake

Oh Companion Cube
I mourn your untimely death
you completed me

 

[FluxCapacitor]

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

 

[Jodan]

in my apartment
i serch around the fourums
no intelegence

 

[BonsaiK]

I thought it would be
fun to have a haiku thread
so I started one

So here are the rules:
All posts on this thread should be
done in haiku form

Also by the way
I'm new on Escapist boards
please be nice to me

Since you are new here
RP and forum games board
Is where to post this.

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

I saw this poem
On a t-shirt last weekend
Or something like it

 

[friboy2791]

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

Fluxcapacitor
I'm Jack's copyright lawyer
that was from Fight Club

I thought it would be
fun to have a haiku thread
so I started one

So here are the rules:
All posts on this thread should be
done in haiku form

Also by the way
I'm new on Escapist boards
please be nice to me

Since you are new here
RP and forum games board
Is where to post this.

sorry about that
next time i will post in the
appropriate place

 

[hyperhammy]

I am a red rat,
my online name is hyperhammy,
I hate kids and hate!

 

[friboy2791]

Last year I got dumped
Finally got over it
ladies im single

 

[nunqual]

My name is David.
I live inside of a house
And I have a pen.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

When I kick much ass
And I do it good I feel
indestructible

I like Haiku's much
They are my favorite kind
Short and easy too

 

[Urgh76]

I just wonder if..
I say the name: CandleJack
It's simpler to comp-

 

[friboy2791]

I just wonder if..
I say the name: CandleJack
It's simpler to comp-

Who is Candlejack?
Why has he not kidnapped me?
maybe he's not rea-

 

[AvsJoe]

Hi, my name is Joe.
I am known as AvsJoe here.
Just look for the egg.

 

[One Seven One]

I made this before
A haiku type thread that is
It ended badly..

 

[strum4h]

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

 

[minarri]

俳句はね
日本語で書く
やつだから

In reality
They rarely mean a damned thing
Or so I believe

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

A man with strong views
Is a man with a closed mind
And who is ignored.

That took me awhile
I feel I am bad at these
I should stop right now.

That one wasn't hard
I think I am learning this
Should I keep going?

No I don't think so
That last one was pretty tough
I think I will stop.

 

[friboy2791]

Don't let this thread die
I will fight to revive it
DAMMIT don't flatline

 

[SnipErlite]

I have never wrote
A decent haiku before
I can't use grammar

 

[SnipErlite]

Here's a double post
No better than the first one
I still can't haiku

 

[Fraught]

Don't dillydally,
just go and molest that dog,
an awkward haiku.