The Horatio Game

[Ren3004]

Guess he didn't have... *sunglasses*... a healthy diet.

A man dies after winning a marathon.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess he... *sunglasses* ...Ran out of energy

Eco protestors die in a forest fire.

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]Damn! I wasted my environmentalist joke.[/sub]
Looks like they were killed... *sunglasses*... by irony.

A man is shocked to death with a defibrillator.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess that he was... *sunglasses* ...Quite shocked.

Everyone ever except the CSI crew dies

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like we... *sunglasses*... are on our own.

A man is hit by a plane.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess he got... *Sunglasses* ...pretty high.

A man is mauled to death by a bear.

 

[Ren3004]

I guess he was... *sunglasses*... beary hurt.

A teacher is killed by her students.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess she needs to go to... *sunglasses* the school nurse.

A teacher beats three of his students to death with a chair.

 

[Ren3004]

I guess they... *sunglasses*... didn't do their homework.

A man kills himself after being banned from the Escapist.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I guess he just... *Sunglasses* ...couldn't escape.

A man dies while eating his dinner

 

[Ren3004]

He couldn't stand... *sunglasses*... his wife's cooking.

A man falls head-first into a wall.

 

[Zepren]

That's the thing about walls *puts on sunglasses* they're everywhere. [sub]don't ask...[/sub]

Man falls into a lake and drowns

 

[Ren3004]

We'll have to be careful... *sunglasses*... about the Loch Ness monster.

An Escapist member is murdered after forgetting to post a new case.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Looks like murder...*sunglasses* can kill.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man commits seppuku.[footnote]Japanese suicide ritual[/footnote]

 

[Ren3004]

It's time to say... *sunglasses*... sayonara.

A man eats cake until he dies.

 

[Ironboot]

I guess the cake... *sunglasses*... isn't a lie after all.

A man dies from having a door opened in his face.

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe... *sunglasses*... he should have knocked.

A man is killed by his co-workers, who can't stand his one-liners.

 

[Zepren]

Guess you could say *sunglasses* he was a man of few words...

A forum host gets murdered for over-posting on his own thread.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

@Ren's cake one: Looks like devil's food cake...*sunglasses* can send someone to the grave.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

OT: I guess he should have...*Sunglasses* mingled somewhere else.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man gets killed backstage of an award ceremony.

 

[Ren3004]

@Zepren: Looks like he... *sunglasses*... wasn't necroing.
If the world's a stage... *sunglasses*... then he wasn't a player.

A man chokes while swallowing a sword.