The Horatio Game

[Blasphemous Rex]

He gave cut-throat...*sunglasses* a whole new meaning.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man is catapulted, and lands in a children's playground.

 

[Ren3004]

It was like... *sunglasses*... staling candy from a baby.

A man dies after falling down the stairs.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I guess he...*sunglasses* broke his hip.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man is found dead in a 5 star restaurant fish tank. [sub]you better not say sleeping with the fishes![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Well, maybe... *sunglasses*... he choked on a spine.

A man is slapped to death.

 

[NeoAC]

Looks like somebody *sunglasses* made him their *****. YEAHHHHHHHH!

A man is stabbed with an icepick.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

@Ren: Looks like the pimp slap...*sunglasses* can kill a *****.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

OT: *Sunglasses* Lobotomy, my ass.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man killed by a nerf gun.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he... *sunglasses*... was nerfed.

A man is kills himself after watching an internet video.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

It looks like he... *Sunglasses* laughed his ass off.

A man dies after being away form the internet for too long.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Looks like his cyber-vacation...*Sunglasses* didn't go as planed.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A magician is missing all his organs.

 

[Ren3004]

@Sean: 404... *sunglasses*... pulse not found.
Maybe we should... *sunglasses*... check his top hat.

A man is rick rolled to death.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Looks like he...*sunglasses* just got Rick-Rolled.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man chokes on a pair of dice.

 

[Ren3004]

I guess that luck... *sunglasses*... wasn't on his side.


A man goes to sleep and dies before getting to bed.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Wait... what?
That doesn't exactly make sense Ren.

A man is so confused his brain shuts down.

 

[Ren3004]

He had... *sunglasses*... brain freeze.

A man is bitten to death by the dealer during a poker game.
[sub]I'll word it better on my next post.[/sub]

 

[NeoAC]

Looks like he *sunglasses* had the dead man's hand.

A woman is found half inside a meat grinder.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

@Ren: I guess he had a nice looking... *sunglasses* ...poker face.

I guess the killer must be *sunglasses* a real grinding person

Steve Jobs dies from malnutrition after developing anorexia.

 

[Ren3004]

@Neo: Looks like the killer... *sunglasses*... likes burgers.
@Sean: Looks like an Apple a day... *sunglasses*... wasn't enough.

A man dies when he's preparing to go to bed.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Looks like he couldn't stay *sunglasses* alive

A man is hit by a bus

 

[Sam G]

So he didn't miss the bus. But the bus... *sunglasses* Didn't miss him, either.

A chap is mauled by a panda

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I guess cute and cuddly...*sunglasses* was only a suggestion.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A cop is shot an excessive amount of times.