The Horatio Game

[Fury Is Me.]

Something sounds... *Sunglasses.* Fishy around here.

An astronaut was murdered with a bottle rocket.

 

[Tuddle]

And I think it's going to be *Sunglasses* a long long time.
(my best Horatio one line yet)
A man died due to lack of oxygen.

 

[Broken Orange]

He is like a...*Puts on suglasses*...fish out of water

A prom queen is found dead.

 

[LordMoose]

Well mike, looks like *puts on sunglasses* not everyone voted for her.
YEEEAAAA http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

Someone is found dead in a adult toy shop next to an inflatable clown.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Well, this looks like... *Shades* ...A case of foul play.

A famous Vegas showgirl is found tortured and chained to a wall.

 

[Ren3004]

What happens in Vegas... *sunglasses*... stays in Vegas.

A man is trampled by a horse.

 

[Broken Orange]

That is what you get for...*Put on sunglasses*...starring a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like... *sunglasses*... I'm empty.

A man is killed by a bull.

 

[LordMoose]

Sometimes, you just Dont *puts on sunglasses* Take the bull by the horns.

a skier got lodged into a lift's gears, when the safeties had been removed.

 

[Tuddle]

This is why it's safety first *puts on sunglasses* not second.

Man died from a throwing knife kill from across the map.

 

[j1-2themax]

Looka like someone *sunglasses* knows Call of Duty.

Man found dead in room with only monkey, Bic Lighter, and empty can of baked beans.

 

[LordMoose]

Wow, looks like someone had *puts on sunglasses* quite a party.

Man found as shrivled husk inside a full armory of various guns, nothing stolen.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Looks like he *sunglasses* wasn't a survivor

Someone found dead with cake

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like the cake *puts on sunglasses* wasn't a lie.

Horatio, we found a dead princess!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Looks like she *sunglasses* wasn't in another castle.

Horatio, we found your dead body!

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Looks like... *Shades off* ...I've died and risen again.

Couple found sniped in the foreheads dressed as Mario and Princess Peach.

 

[The Infinite]

Looks like... *sunglasses* ... they both didn't have enough 1Ups.

Man found hanging upside down with no head. On the body is written, too ugly.

 

[CounterAttack]

No need to go out to a dumpster... *sunglasses* We're going basement diving.

Victim was found murdered. Cause of Death: the exact wounds he gave an enemy in-game.

 

[Tuddle]

Talk about *sunglasses* sharing the kill.


Man dies and nobody cares.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Looks like he *sunglasses* was a troll

Someone found dead after posting on 4 chan