The Horatio Game

[UnusualStranger]

I have no idea what you are talking about *puts on sunglasses* mon.

A man was killed by the internet!

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like he *puts on sunglasses* should have upgraded.

Horatio, a man was killed by a speeding truck!

 

[CINN4M0N]

Funny *sunglasses* I could've sworn it was a bus..

The chute didn't open. Poor bastard fell to his death.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Looks like he *puts on sunglasses* lost to gravity.

Man was buried alive by cards.

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like *puts on sunglasses* the cards weren't in his favor.

Horatio, a man was killed by a zombie!

 

[UnusualStranger]

I guess he didn't *puts on sunglasses* use his brains.

A waitress was killed by the chef!

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like she... *puts on sunglasses* became the main course.

Horatio, a man was killed by a pirate!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sounds like a pirates life *puts on sunglasses* was not for him.

That tidal wave just killed that man!

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like he *puts on sunglasses* couldn't hang ten.

Horatio, a runaway ice cream truck killed that man!

 

[UnusualStranger]

I guess no one screamed *puts on sunglasses* for ice cream.

A door was just used to kill that man!

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like *puts on sunglasses* the door did hit him on the way out.

Horatio, a PS3 was used to kill a man!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sounds like he should have started *puts on sunglasses* with a PS2.

That wall clock just killed that woman!

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like she *puts on sunglasses* should have noticed the time flying.

Horatio, that gator killed a man!

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, evidently the Hunter... *sunglasses* became the Hunted.

A man was murdered in a freak Pokewalker accident!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Looks like he'll never *puts on sunglasses* catch em all.

A man was killed while cooking pancakes!

 

[CINN4M0N]

I always thought you were supposed to *sunglasses* kiss the cook.

Yeeeaaaoow!

A man is found frozen in the freezer at the meatworks one Monday morning.

 

[dalek sec]

Looks like *puts on sunglasses* freezer burn to me.

Horatio, a man was killed by the LHC!

 

[Fraught]

Looks like his particles sure were...*puts on sunglasses*...accelerated.

A dead body was found in your bedroom!

 

[Broken Orange]

It appears that the bed was...*puts on sunglasses*... too hard.

(goldilock and the three bears reference)

A cheating man dies of an orgasm (I am praying that you choose the right answer...)

 

[Ren3004]

We might have a witness... *sunglasses*... who saw the victim coming.

A man is killed after cheating in Counter Strike.