The Horatio Game

[Paksenarrion]

Everyone slow down for a sec!
We're getting mixed up.

No, no, no!

We're getting mixed up... *sunglasses*... like a cocktail.

A man is found dead with a gag on his mouth.

I guess his reflex...*sunglasses*...wasn't fast enough.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


Horatio, Criminals have been dying off mysteriously of heart attacks. A few people are attributing it to someone called "Kira".

 

[Ren3004]

I guess we should take a note... *sunglasses*... a death note.

A man dies of starvation.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Look's like he's had...FUCK! Where are my sunglasses! I put them down here a SECOND ago! Nobody move! We gotta find 'em!

A man is found burnt to death in a pile of stolen money

 

[Ren3004]

It seems that he'll have... *sunglasses*... an expensive funeral.

A man was found frozen in ice.

 

[Zepren]

Now we wait *sunglasses* for the defrost cycle.

Forum GM is shot when he didn't take a hint.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Rocks fall...*sunglasses*...everybody dies.

Two people were caught in an explosion: a man and a woman. The woman died, but the man survived with burns to half his face.

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]@Zepren: Can't a guy post in his own thread? It's not like I'm bumping or necroing it. I'm treating it like any other forum game.[/sub]
Looks like now he is... *sunglasses*... half-face.


A man gets his head cut off.

 

[Zepren]

[sub]@Ren: Your smothering it though man. youre every second post, gotta give others a chances, as it stands it seems to be more for your enjoyment then for others[/sub]
This man *sunglasses* is a head above the rest.

Cooked in an oven.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Out of the frying pan *sunglasses* into the oven.


A man was found impaled with a candy cane.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Looks like the Santa's...*sunglasses*...coming to town.

Horatio, a child died thinking a gun was a wii remote.

 

[revolverwolf]

Looks like... *puts sunglasses on* ...it's game over for them.

A man was eaten alive by his cannibalistic half-brother!

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Looks like *sunglasses* a family dinner.

A man was found dead, killed with a drill to the head.

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe his head... *sunglasses*... wasn't screwed on properly.

A man gets beaten to death with a frying pan.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I guess...*sunglasses* he was a zombie. [sub]L4D2 reference[/sub]

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim choked in the ball pit.

 

[CounterAttack]

Looks like she was... *sunglasses* having a ball.

A man is found dead in a bookshop with a thesaurus nearby.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

What rhymes with...*sunglasses* dead?

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim was impaled.

 

[CounterAttack]

Seems to me that he's paid the price for being... *sunglasses* stuck up.

Victim was bludgeoned to death with a crowbar, in a laboratory.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Looks like Freeman...*Sunglasses* is going to jail.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim was painted gold.

 

[Ren3004]

It seems tha- ohhhhhh, shiny.
@Counter: Looks like he... *sunglasses* reached his half-life.

Victim was thrown out of a window.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

"How does someone die from being thrown from a one story window?"
Well...*Sunglasses* I guess we'll find out.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim found dead next to a record player looping show-toons.