The Horatio Game

[Sam G]

I'd say he... *sunglasses* copped it.

We've had reports of a killer with psychic powers.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

[sub][sub]I was going for robo-cop[/sub][/sub]
*Sunglasses* Looks like we're gonna need SWAT.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man spontaneously combusted.

 

[Sam G]

I guess he was a... *sunglasses* smoker.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

What the...? These look like... chainsaw wounds...

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Sunglasses* I guess we're going to Texas.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man in a Micky Mouse costume gets decapitated.

 

[razer17]

I guess someone *sunglasses* got tired of rodents

A man is found with his head in a oven

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Sunglasses* Thanksgiving dinner, anyone?

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

A man gets pickpocket'd and dies one hour later.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Well then I guess...*takes off sunglasses*... more than his purse was cut.

The victim was found beaten to death with a golf club.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I guess...*sunglasses* he was off his game.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim ate a really sour lemon. In fact, you could say, the lemon was EVIL!

 

[Ren3004]

Well, Frank, you know what they say... When life gives you lemons... *sunglasses*... you die.

A man was killed because he didn't get a reference.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Would you kindly... *Sunglasses* ...see the connection?

A man is found dead in a ditch.

 

[Rainboq]

the victim doesn't know *sunglasses* how do use a shovel

Body was eaten by a Raptor then a T-rex

 

[SeanTheSheep]

It looks like he chose a bad day to take a walk in the... *sunglasses* ...Jurrasic Park

A child is found in a giant spider's web

 

[Rainboq]

Looks like *sunglasses* Charlotte got bigger

A hobo is found, his body burnt

 

[Sam G]

*sunglasses* Burnt hobo, anyone?

Yeeeeeeeahhh...

Looks like this guy was swallowed whole by a dragon, then shat out in mid-air and got impaled on the top of the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Rainboq]

Looks like *sunglasses* the victim pissed Dieu off

A man is found, eaten by a wombat

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]Let's see... wombats are Australian Marsupials...[/sub]
Looks like he was killed... *sunglasses*... Down Under.

A dead body is found holding the severed hand of his killer.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I got to hand it to him, rather...*sunglasses* he has to hand it to me.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim died holding a completed Rubix Cube in his hand.

 

[yoshimickster]

A man committed suicide in a Chuckie Cheese

Looks like this guy didn't find it...*sunglasses* a cool Chuck place

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

That's not how it works. Answer mine, and I answer yours. You can't answer yourself.

 

[Ren3004]

@Rex: It looks like he couldn't solve the puzzle... *sunglasses*... of his murder.

A dead body shows up half-eaten by a shark.