The Horatio Game

[Ren3004]

Looks like the anvil... *sunglasses*... hit his head.

A man gets shot in a hospital.

 

[Spiner909]

Looks like this guy...*sunglasses* hit the hardline. Urgh, I'm bad at this.
A woman is found dead in the pilot seat of a passenger plane.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Looks like she *sunglasses* was dead on arrival.

Girl trampled at Miley Cyrus concert

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Looks like she *sunglasses.* Has poor taste in music.

Woman mauled by a bear in her house.

 

[Sporky111]

She must have been sweet... *sunglasses* as honey.

A child killed by swallowing a lighter, which exploded

 

[Sleekgiant]

Looks like he *sunglasses* had heartburn
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH

Guy shot while watching porn

 

[War Penguin]

The victim... was heading down... YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA-

The victim was burned to death.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Lets just say *sunglasses* he was hot

Guy stabbed with pen

 

[Logic 0]

Looks like *removes sunglasses* he was written off.

Guy's stomach explodes after eating to many twinkies.

 

[CounterAttack]

Seems to me... *sunglasses* he bit off more than he could chew.

Cartoonist found dead, stabbed with a pencil.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Seems that he *sunglasses* didn't make the final draft

Girl found dead in the park on a bench

 

[Sporky111]

This must be *sunglasses* her final resting place.

A man in a wheelchair, killed by being pushed down stairs

 

[S.R.S.]

Mmm... was it suicide?

His legs couldn't work so someone "sunglasses" gave him a hand.

Clown dies of laughter.

 

[LeonLethality]

Looks like he -puts on sunglasses- got the last laugh

A man was pushed in to a well.

 

[S.R.S.]

I guess his wish *sunglasses* didn't come true.

Man choked on spaggetti and meatballs.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Sounds like what he ate...*sunglasses*...didn't agree with him.

We found a man dead at the bottom of a cliff. Witnesses say he was chased off the edge by a crowd of naked women.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Looks like this murder *puts on sunglasses* was indecent.
Or was it *takes off sunglasses* in descent?
Fine, our victim is getting another horrible pun *puts sunglasses back on* in dis sent-ence.
Let's just call it Greek [http://www.paleothea.com/Humans.html#Maenads] and get it over with.

A group of parents were concerned that their kids liked to play with the dead. Unsurprisingly, when the zombie Apocalypse was started and then hastily aborted, these kids were the only victims.

 

[S.R.S.]

You know what they say "You play with the undead *puts on sunglasses* you get left 4 dead".

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Someone poisoned Atkinson's food!

 

[VinnyKings]

Looks like *puts glasses on* it's game over for him.......

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

A guy was found dead only wearing shoes

 

[S.R.S.]

Look like his streak *puts glasses on* is over.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

A man was killed while running to catch his bus. He accidently ran smack into a lamppost and fell into the street, where the bus ran over him.