The Horatio Game

[VinnyKings]

Looks like *puts on glasses* its his last stop.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

A man was murdered on a computer screen was 'Never gonna give you up'.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he... *sunglasses*... was let down.

@:S.R.S:Looks like he... *sunglasses*... was late for work.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAA-
Then he felt... *sunglasses*... light-headed.
YEAAAAA-
And he... *sunglasses*... didn't miss the bus.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

A crime scene investigator is busy throwing one-liners in a crime scene and is shot by the killer, who was still hiding there.

 

[The Infinite]

Looks like... *sunglasses*...his one-liners were deadly.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

A man was found dead in the back of a comedy club with a smile scrawled on his face.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like the killer... *sunglasses*... put a smile on his face.
YEEEEEAAAAHHH!

Warning, dirty joke coming.

The victim was found with semen in her eye.

 

[S.R.S.]

She *puts on glasses* forgot to swallow.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(sorry)

A watch maker was found dead at work.

 

[Ren3004]

I guess he was killed... *sunglasses*... ahead of time.

A dead body is found in a bed.

 

[S.R.S.]

"Hey Horatio! Look at this..."

"Mmm... *puts on glasses* Good morning sunshine."

X-box user goes on a killing spree after a RROD. Then committs suicide.

 

[yoshimickster]

"Looks like this gamer...*puts on sunglasses* went on a flame ware.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!

Man murdered by a flock of geese.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Looks like our killer... *Sunglasses* ...is going for a swim
[sub]I was drawing a blank there, it doesn't fit perfectly, but it goes well enough[/sub]

A body is found in a dentist's chair

 

[GrinningManiac]

Looks like our vic's left a hole in the case... *sunglasses* that needs filling

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

A dead body is left in the road, and discovered after it is run over, which mutilates it horribly

 

[S.R.S.]

This use to be a body now...*puts on sunglasses* it's road kill.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Someone died of a heart attack when they found out they just won a million dollars.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Well I guess...*sunglasses* its not your lucky day.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim's head was smashed in a T.V.

 

[Spiner909]

Looks like pop culture *sunglasses* finally caught up with him.
A man is found without a head on the roof of a 7-11.
Figure that one out!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Heads up...*sunglasses* seven-up.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Victim was nuked.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

looks like he... *sunglasses.* got a blast from the past.

Victim was found decapitated in a church.

 

[SteakHeart]

Looks like he...

*Sunglasses*

Died of blunt trauma to the groin and stomach, followed by a gunshot wound to the solar plexus and a punctured throat and a decapitation.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Looks like he...*Sunglasses* forgot to put a victim note.

Victim was killed by a swarm of hornets

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Looks like he...*Puts on sunglasses*...was swarmed.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[SUB]Sorry, that one was bad...[/SUB]

 

[LeonLethality]

looks like he -puts on sunglasses- disappeared

Man killed by his cat

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Looks like the cat *Sunglasses* Got his tounge

YEAAAAAAAAH!

Man killed by a goomba.