The Horatio Game

[Tuddle]

We could have a crazed *sunglasses* lumberjack on the loose.


Man dies from a man-eating-piano.
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[Tiny116]

Looks like *puts on glasses* chopsticks isn't the best piece.

Vet get swallowed by a python

 

[Broken Orange]

Looks like...*places sunglasses on*...someone had a crush on him.

Man dies from playing too much video games

 

[GodofDisaster]

I guess this guy *Puts on sunglasses*.. just logged out.

Man dies by being mauled by a bear.

 

[TheSentinel]

I guess Yogi *Puts on sunglasses* wanted his picnic basket.

A man is dead in a swamp.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

I think... *Shades* ...He was swamped with work.

A man is found dead with a pair of false breasts stapled to his chest and dressed in women's clothing.

 

[Broken Orange]

I guess that..*Places sunglasses on*...he wants to feel pretty.

A man got hit with an astroid.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Talk about... *sunglasses* bad luck.

Man killed by Hitler.

 

[Tuddle]

Since when did this turn into *Places sunglasses on* CSI:World War 2.


Man was killed in epic slow-motion-gun-fight.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Take the red pill *sunglasses.* and go further down the rabbit hole.

Man killed by Bowser.

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, nobody's perfect... *sunglasses* Perfectly dead.

Victim was electrocuted to death by a Pikachu.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

This grammar...*puts on sunglasses* makes no sense to me.

Victim is found strangled with a Wiimote & Nunchuk.

 

[Broken Orange]

Looks like a side effect of playing with you wii...*puts on sunglasses*...is death.

Death by chocolate.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Looks like he *sunglasses* didn't have a healthy diet

Death by reindeer

 

[Broken Orange]

Looks like grandma...*puts on sunglasses got ran over by a raindeer

Man hanged himself in front of a webcam.

 

[Tuddle]

I guess video does *sunglasses* kill the radio star.


Man was killed by a flamethrower.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Guess that he... *Shades* ...Just couldn't take the heat.

Man dies while watching pornography.

 

[CounterAttack]

Well. We can't call this an accident... *sunglasses* because "accident" implies there's no-one to blame...

Victim found dead as a result of a pop-culture reference.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he was hit... *sunglasses*... with a blue shell.

A body is found in the bottom of the ocean.

 

[CounterAttack]

So much for *sunglasses* being on a boat.

Victim is found dead as a result of crappy music.