The Horatio Game

[Fraught]

It looks like his kill to death ratio...*puts on sunglasses*...isn't that perfect anymore.

A man was found with his legs cut off in a gym, on a treadmill.

Spoiler

We might have a witness... *sunglasses*... who saw the victim coming.

Bwhahah. That is just brilliant.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Looks like he . . . *takes off sunglasses* . . . Shoulda kept to the Snickers bars.

A man had a heart attack while posting on The Escapist.

 

[CINN4M0N]

Looks like he . . . *takes off sunglasses* . . . Shoulda kept to the Snickers bars.

You gotta start the next one...

 

[SpaceSpork]

Looks like he . . . *takes off sunglasses* . . . Shoulda kept to the Snickers bars.

You gotta start the next one...

Um, yeah, sorry about that. Look at my post, and you'll see I fixed it.

 

[Broken Orange]

Looks like he doesn't has...*Puts on sunglasses*... the heart for the fanboys.

Man gets stabbed in the head for cheating at counter-strike

 

[LeonLethality]

Looks like life *sunglasses* cheated him

A pedophile was beaten to death by children.

 

[Ren3004]

They're small... *sunglasses*... and deadly.

A man cuts himself while shaving and bleeds to death.

 

[Tuddle]

Close but *sunglasses* no clean shave.


Man dies from getting run over by a snowplow.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like he's got... *sunglasses*... frostburn.

A dead body is found in a freezer.

 

[Tuddle]

Mmmmm..... *sunglasses*.....Frosty....


Man died from a knife to the back.

 

[Broken Orange]

Should have watched...*sunglasses* his back

man fell of a ladder getting his cat out of a tree.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like cats... *sunglasses*... don't always land on their feet.

A man dies of a heart attack.

 

[Tuddle]

From Heart *sunglasses* With Love.

A man dies from a knife to the face.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like his mother didn't teach him... *sunglasses*... not to play with knives.


A man is killed with a pitchfork.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Looks like this person was *Puts on sunglasses* Just got the point.

A man is chopped in half by a sword.

 

[S.R.S.]

Our killer *glasses* was 'ere

Two guys, a lady and a cop shoot a guy.

 

[Ren3004]

And then... *shades*... there were four.

A man is thrown in a fire.

 

[S.R.S.]

I bet our killer thinks he's *sunglasses* hot stuff.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Kid dies after playing pokemon for 100 hours straight.

 

[Omegatronacles]

Looks like he's *Sunglasses* lost the game

Victims abseiling cable was cut.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like his life was... *sunglasses*.. hanging by a thread.

A man dies in front of his computer while he was surfing the net.