The Horatio Game

[KitsunetheFox]

He should have looked... *sunglasses*... Before he leaped.

A woman is killed by a falling bear.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like she couldn't... *sunglasses*... bear the pressure.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!


A man chokes on his lunch.

 

[Ren3004]

Looks like our kiler likes his meat... *sunglasses*... well done.

A man is killed by a grammar nazi after making a mistake.

 

[Ren3004]

You don't need an umbrella... *sunglasses*... in Miami.

A man jumps off his car to the bottom of a ravine.

 

[Ren3004]

She should have... *sunglasses*... got wireless.

A man is stabbed in his foot and dies of an infection.

 

[S.R.S.]

"Our victim took a stand"
"What do you mean"
"He *sunglasses* put his foot down"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

Man cuts his eyes out after watching (insert bad show here)

 

[Ren3004]

And they say... *sunglasses*... sport is good for you.


A man is found dead... in front of him is a half-eaten cake.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Looks like you can't have your cake... *sunglasses*... and eat it.

Koalas kill several Kangaroos, leaving one survivor to mercilessly beat his wife into punting a child off of a cliff.

 

[CINN4M0N]

*sunglasses*... Holy Shit.

Kangaroos kill several koalas, leaving one survivor to mercilessly beat his wife into punting a child off of a cliff.

 

[ThreeWords]

Looks like he forgot *sunglasses* not to run with knives

A man who has been decapitated, and has a bear's head sown on in place

 

[Ren3004]

This is something... *sunglasses*... we should bear in mind.


A throws himself off a cliff.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Well, at least... *sunglasses*... there's still the rest of the lphbet

Ten people all eat pie. Then someone shoots them all.

 

[Darth Caelum]

I guess the Pie *Sunglasses* was a lie After all.

A person accidentally ate his toothbrush and died.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

They got a little bit of... *sunglasses*... heartache.

A guy posts the CSI: Miama theme tune and is subsequently disemboweled.

 

[Darth Caelum]

I guess he was *Sunglasses* Dying to meet us

A guy got killed while losing his Virginity

 

[UnusualStranger]

Guess she wanted to *sunglasses* take the heat.

A man was killed by a TV remote.

 

[Tuddle]

He must of died from *sunglasses* remote control.

*face-palm*

Man dies from a face-palm.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I guess *sunglasses* he couldn't face his problems.

A body found in a woodchipper.

 

[Sporky111]

He must have *sunglasses* got wood.

A man strangled after his seatbelt wrapped around his neck while he bailed from his car.

 

[Dr.Susse]

This man had one *sunglasses* rough ride

Man found as paste after falling from Empire state building.