The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[TheLiham]

I am awesome 'cause my I.Q is 143, i thought up a bit of astrophisyics when i was 6 AND F.I.G.J.A.M

Dude, our names are epically similar.

OT: I'm awesome because I'm in a band who sucks ass but is still a band

 

[Humble Grapefruit]

I'm awesome because when I was a small child, I realized I had the potential to move things with my mind. Not everything, though. Just certain things. So far I can move a pencil, 36 cents, a toy car, dryer lint, and a glacier.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

I'm awesome because I made a thread with 7 pages in around one day to help spread my egomania to others. Also it seems a lot of people on here are black belts...

 

[FURY_007]

I'm awesome because I'm a sponge, I absorb knowledge LIKE A BOSS, and that's very useful when it comes to history.

I can bullseye with my British Lee-Enfield rifle from 100 yards with relative ease, but I haven't found a range farther than that to test out my abilities.

I am absolutely obsessed with guns, even though it seems weird to most people, I love guns because they are so interesting from a mechanical, historical and political point of view.

That being said cause I can identify almost any gun on sight, including make, model, and probably date of manufacture

Also, beat metal slug 3 on less than 10 credits

Also my avatar

 

[CleverCover]

I'm awesome because I'm a great listener...and I actually enjoy helping out.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

I'm awesome because... SHIT, I KNEW THIS!.... I can get a UAV in Call of Duty. That's right. Gloating time.

 

[LuckyClover95]

I'm awesome because I can hold my own in basketball despite having cerebral palsy on the right side of my body.

I'M NOT ALONE! I have Cerebal Palsy affecting my LEFT side!

OT: Well, letsee, I have Cerebal Palsy, never really finish what I start, only ever experienced internet relationships, have a cripplingly low self esteem, and broke up with my gf because I had changed too much and she was the kind of person to easily fall for others...

...But I'm awesome because I'm willing to listen to people and help them with their problems, I'll try and overcome my disability (with a little help I can play pool, albeit shoddily). I'm awesome because I love my GF with all my heart and got back with her after 4 months of being apart despite everything that's happened. I'm awesome because I don't hold grudges, and I'm awesome because I can love a really crappily made games (Damnation has given me some great laughs). I'm a furry, I don't really add much to the community apart from some writing and due to distance constraints, I've only ever attended one convention.

...and I'm awesome because I'm honest.

You probably should have quoted the guy that originally said that, not me quoting it But well don e to you too.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I am(this is how I introduced myself to my college group)
A breakdancing, guitar Playing, singing, gameplaying shotokan karate blackbelt with a nice hat

 

[Davey Woo]

I'm awesome beause every idea I had for a witty reply has already been done on this thread.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm awesome because I've gotten oral sex while playing Half-Life 2 among other games.

Awww yeah...

 

[Purkki]

I'm awesome, because I climb cliffs and play God of War on the toughest difficulty!
Also, how many have solved Rubik's Cube with their left hand while playing Audiosurf with the right hand? It is awesome.

 

[the jellyman]

I just am. I just am.

 

[Nuada_Redd]

I am made of awesome sauce because I have E English cup sized breasts, and my first word was 'Duck'.
I can also use use a longbow (no... nothing had to be chopped off, I HAVE been asked before. Though believe me, it stings like **** if the string catches...), I wear Doc Martins to all occasions and can out drink quite a few grown men and ladies. BOOYAKASHAR!!!

 

[knuckles2812]

I'm awesome because I realized that the word Awesome is spelled wrong at the begining of this topic. ENGLISH FTW!!!!

Oh really? Check again.

The teacher doesn't give you credit for correcting your work after it's graded

 

[Leemaster777]

I'm awesome because I have a black belt in Aikido.

I'm awesome because I'm an Eagle Scout.

I'm awesome because I beat Sephiroth on hard mode in Kingdom Hearts.

And, most importantly, I'm awesome because I have my own theme song:



Beat that.

 

[Auninteligentname]

I'm awesome, because I have a moustache. Gentlemen, you have lost. X{D

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

I'm awesome because I beat the Mozdok Grounds in Splinter Cell Conviction on realistic with unsilenced weapons only.

Real life too? I'm Italian and damn hot.

 

[xxmyhero64xx]

I'm awesome because I can bullshit a college paper and get full credit on it.

 

[AMX58]

wait when i first saw this i thought of the Miz of the WWE

well im awesome at sniping in anygame

 

[TheGabe]

I'm awesome cause I can do this: http://soundcloud.com/the-dr-id/clawhouse
Also because I'm really good-looking.