The Improvement Game.

[Roxas1359]

Turn that sucker imaginary, just like my girlfriend!

How would you improve Krampus?

 

[username sucks]

I don't know what that is, but explosions make everything better.

 

[Dr.Susse]

By giving it a topic.

How do you improve a BMW?

 

[Barbas]

By melting it down and building a Spitfire out of it.

How do you improve jelly beans?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By giving them more flavours!!!!

How do you improve ones comfyness?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add piles of pillows.

How do you improve driving in the snow?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't do it?

How do you improve TNG?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By making sure that I know what the hell you mean when you type in TNG!

How do you improve the last year?

 

[Barbas]

Drown it in alcohol.

How do you improve well-equipped and seasoned hoplites?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By giving them a 5 star restaurant meal with fine wine and cheese.......ohh and chainsaws.

How does one improve their position in a working environment?

 

[Barbas]

With innuendo and promiscuity.

How do you improve para-gliding?

 

[kailus13]

With rockets!

How do you improve spellcheck?

 

[Barbas]

It's simple...we buy all the dictionaries and mash them together into one big ultradictionary.

How do you improve pudding?

 

[Barbas]

You put it on a CD, stuff it into the car stereo system, crank the volume up to maximum and break the control panel so it stays there. You then proceed to cruise. Nonchalantly.

How do you improve mozzarella?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Put lots of it on Pizza!

How do you improve the darkest depths of the night?

 

[Barbas]

With a liberal sprinkling of werewolves.

How do you improve la Sagrada Família?

 

[Barbas]

With exceptional gender-bending.

How do you improve paratroopers?

 

[Barbas]

You tamper with the fuel mixture so that they explode when used! Genius!

How do you improve fireflies?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make them come out of the factories again as the working man's car.

How do you improve sleepiness?

 

[Barbas]

By adding Vaermina's finest nightmares.

How do you improve a cult?