The Item to your immediate right

[b4k4]

I'm left with my wallet, an unused keychain (rubber, no use in this situation), and my dream car (in hotwheel form). On the other side of the room in my closet, though, is blunt weapon heaven; Tonfa, and a Bo Staff from back when was in Karate, and a guitar with a broken nut that I've been meaning to take in for repairs for over a year now, but have never gotten around to doing so.

 

[BrotherSurplice]

A magazine

. . .

Fuck

 

[DanielBrown]

Headphones to my right, piece of paper to my left.

I'll be one of the first victims it seems.

 

[Quala]

To my right, my glasses case. To my left, TV remote, cordless phone, and a giant Rice Krispies square.

Well, I won't die hungry.

 

[strongarm85]

Hello Swiss Army Knife.

 

[Akytalusia]

an empty mtn dew can... it was nice knowing you...

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

A trio of small cacti.

...fml.

 

[OrenjiJusu]

to the right of my hand, a wall. to my bodys right a half eaten packet of chocolate digestives.....i'm not gonna survive this apocalypse am i?

 

[gigastrike]

Hmmm...R2-D2 USB splitter, big chair, pillow, foam nunchucks...I'm pretty screwed.

 

[Thaliur]

Great, I'm going into battle with a cup of hot tea... I guess the spoon might at least be slightly useful. I really should get my sword from my parents' house to my new flat...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A Snuggie.

Well I'm doomed...

 

[Spaghetti]

Tv remote and a set of instructions on how to use a Tefal "ActiFry"...

Who wants deep-fried zombie?

 

[Spectral Dragon]

Oooh, glad I get to use my towel.

Galactic hitchhiker style, I'll make it through the zombie apocalypse!

 

[PoliceBox63]

My iPod. le sigh.

Also what the hell, capthca?

 

[William MacKay]

next to me is my bed. how the fuck do i use that? i could maybe make the mattress into a shield and bash in skulls with the slats. plus, portable sleeping-thing.

 

[Dutch 924]

An ipod touch, a small notebook and a stapler. They don't stand a chance

 

[Scarim Coral]

A bottle of water. Well at least I won't die of thirst if I able to out run the hordes.

 

[pauseandeffect]

A laptop. I will order a shotgun from Walmart with some ammo. Problem solved.

 

[huxxcb]

My mother in a rare moment of mother-son bonding

 

[Limecake]

to my immediate right I have a mixer board and a microphone. I guess the board is fairly heavy maybe I could throw it at the first zombie I see. The microphone is probably going to be worse than useless though.

why did I have to open this thread at work? If I waited till I got home maybe I could have had a baseball bat!