The Item to your immediate right

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Sofa cushion. It's comfy.

 

[God's Clown]

I have a Towel to my left. I am safe from everything. As you should very well know, a towel is the most important thing you can have with you.

Spoiler

I never do, ever. I saved the universe with a towel once.

Did you celebrate by getting a little high?

Always.

 

[Blackdoom]

To my right is a 1.5L Grolsch Bottle and a battle axe.

I like my odds.

 

[sycoesis]

to my right a bare wall... fuck

to my left a bag of Cheetos a 2 liter of coke and a plate from the hamburger i ate earler

im to fucked for words so have a Cheetos

i do have a knife in front of me though can i use that or just shit to my right or left

 

[Sparcrypt]

A mouse, a pack of gum, a pen, gloves, pad, holepunch, 4 blackberries and 3 laptops.

Don't think I can do too much with that really.

 

[Thunderclam]

Jesus action figure...I'm saved!

 

[bluemew1234]

A Kinect, a computer with a broken fan, and a giant bathroom mirror (not in the bathroom).

Bring. It. On.

 

[Alon Shechter]

A guitar pick.
Awww yeah.

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

The control to the TV...
At least I can be entertained without getting up while I wait for my brain-nommy demise.

CAPCHA: "dollars to donuts" if only, capcha, if only...

 

[1trakm1nd]

A mouse, 3 speakers and a woofer, a weighted vest, pens and pencils, some card tins, and a crate. Imma get my McGuyver on.

 

[Zack84]

To my right, a USN Mk3 Mod 0. Ok, so maybe not a real knife guy's knife, but still good enough. Got that little slab of metal on the butt of the handle too--good for a head-whack. I bought it new and the blade's never been properly sharpened, so I'll have to stab with extra force.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

hmmm...

a board which was formerly of the 'corner desk top' variety and an absurdly overlarge coffee cup,currently empty.
captcha:eat out.
why thank you captcha,I hadn't decided what to do for dinner yet.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Card sleeves...

Dammit.

 

[Darth Rahu]

A lamp, or a giant green chair. I'm gonna have sore arms when I die.

 

[Laser Priest]

A laptop.

I play Thriller at maximum volume. The Zombies never had a chance.

Although, if this is "Undead" rather than "zombies", then the blighters probably work for me.

 

[Mr Dizazta]

My puppy.

 

[Annoying Turd]

A... box of tissues.

If it counts... my black 90 lbs. monolith of a PC. And my mouse.

I'll smash and scourge the goo out of zombies, and wipe it off of my face :-D

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Hmm. To my right, a stapler, some pens, and a lighter. To my left, a closet door.
I hate my life.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Hello.... Wall?
I think I'm done for. :/

 

[lettucethesallad]

Hello large lounge chair. Seriously? Hey zombies, would you like fries with my brains?