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LiberalSquirrel

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An alarm clock? Eh, that'll work well enough as a bludgeon, I suppose. And just past that is a desk lamp. Also a good bludgeon.

Luckily it isn't "to my left" as the first choice, as that would be a pillow. One of those bean-bag-type pillows, ironically shaped like a heart.
 

masher

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Jul 20, 2009
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My phone to my right and my iTouch to my left... Hah... Maybe I can phone for help or listen to music whilst being chewed to death.

Maybe I can master the art of bludgeoning with hand-held electronics. Or with headphones. Which ever works.
 

Coop83

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Mar 20, 2010
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If I go right, I have the mesh case for my wireless mouse. Go a little further and a I have a hard backed book, which forms my working diary. Useful stuff, though in the event of a zombie apocalypse, BT would probably see fit to have the phones working for a change.

In the left hand, I can quickly grab the petty cash tin, which has about £10 in small change. That should help in some way.

If I can fight to the door, I can get the umbrella or a bread knife from the kitchenette. You're not going to be silly enough to fight off wave after wave of zombies with just the first weapon you grab, are you?
 

Akkiko

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Dec 14, 2009
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A bokken, which is a Japanese wooden sword used mainly for practice. Which... probably isn't as bad as some of the other stuff people are getting.

Has anyone else started altering their environment to have more useful things to your left and right just because of threads like these...?
 

Snork Maiden

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Nov 25, 2009
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Shit load of empty glasses. Really need to nip the habit of bringing a new glass into my room all the time in the bud.
 

Ninjat_126

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Nov 19, 2010
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To my left, I have a plastic box filled with pebbles.

To my right, I have my glasses case, mobile phone, desk lamp and some assorted bits of paper.

Behind me, next to my bed, I have a cricket bat.
 

darkbshadow

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Nov 9, 2006
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a Calculator to the Right
a Kindle to the Left...

yup I'm a dead man, unless of course all the zombies really want to do is solve math problems and read books. then I think I'm good.
 

EricL

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Apr 21, 2011
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Epiphone SG G-400. I think some Left 4 Dead 2 or Dead Rising 2-esque Guitar bashing is in order.
 

Eleima

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Feb 21, 2010
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The item directly to my right is now my weapon of choice? Oh well, I'm totally screwed, because that item is my small plastic binder with the references to Oblivion maps, trainers, spells, and stores. So yeah, was nice knowing you guys, I'm done for. ^_^