A nice glass jar about a quarter-full of Humbugs and another quarter-full of empty Humbug wrappers.
Also a small box with a few games in it...let's see:
Original Dawn of War & Expansions
Enemy Territory: Quake Wars
C&C3 & Kane's Wrath
HAWX (the first one)
C&C Generals Deluxe Edition
and Spore Galactic Adventures.
Hmm... A ruler, my glasses and a calculator. F**k. But just behind me is a se of heavy kons with which I have been trained to break face, so I'm not screwed really, unless for some reason I have to grab right because the zombies got through my third-of-an-inch iron burglar bars...
To my right there's the sleeve of my jacket (the rest of it is behind me) and to my left I have the other sleeve and an iPod USB cord. Looks like I can go Agent 47 on any assailant... Well, without the fibre wire, of course.
I've got a wide selection to my right including A Computer Case that's sticking out of its area, a bedroom slipper, a sneaker, a coffee mug, a plastic bauble of a zombie (Oh the hilarious irony!) a cell phone, and a desk lamp.
To my left, I have an unused door.
I'll go with the door. That's an effective bludgeon.
Anyway, directly to my right is a 5 foot high floor lamp with a pointy thing on the end that tends to fall off when I move it.... Oh well, might make a decent club.
Well for me it's either a coffee table (hmm...) the power cable for my laptop, or a pillow. Unless I'm the Hulk none of that will help much... but then again, if I was the Hulk, all I would need are my fists.
A black 360 controller for my PC...I guess I could garrote some zombies with the wire and club them with the controller but I don't think I would be very successful...
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