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Aeshi

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A nice glass jar about a quarter-full of Humbugs and another quarter-full of empty Humbug wrappers.

Also a small box with a few games in it...let's see:

Original Dawn of War & Expansions
Enemy Territory: Quake Wars
C&C3 & Kane's Wrath
HAWX (the first one)
C&C Generals Deluxe Edition
and Spore Galactic Adventures.
 

Brandon237

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Hmm... A ruler, my glasses and a calculator. F**k. But just behind me is a se of heavy kons with which I have been trained to break face, so I'm not screwed really, unless for some reason I have to grab right because the zombies got through my third-of-an-inch iron burglar bars...
 

Simmo8591

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My wardrobe including (amongst other things) my Tuxedo and umbrella, I'm going out in style and bashing zombies with a surprisingly hefty umbrella
 

AnAngryMoose

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To my right there's the sleeve of my jacket (the rest of it is behind me) and to my left I have the other sleeve and an iPod USB cord. Looks like I can go Agent 47 on any assailant... Well, without the fibre wire, of course.
 

bakan

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My PSP and i just can't beat the last 'master mode' levels in Gitaroo Man lives :/
 

Qtoy

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I've got a wide selection to my right including A Computer Case that's sticking out of its area, a bedroom slipper, a sneaker, a coffee mug, a plastic bauble of a zombie (Oh the hilarious irony!) a cell phone, and a desk lamp.

To my left, I have an unused door.

I'll go with the door. That's an effective bludgeon.
 

Zeromaxx

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To my immediate right? An iPod touch 4g...

Well, time to play some thrash metal and face my impending doom with bare fisted resistance!
 

Shieldage

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ScoopMeister said:
A pillow.

Hmmmm... I wonder if zombies are allergic to cotton...

No? I didn't think so. I am screwed.
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-24811/mmooch+Tara+vs+Adam.htm



Anyway, directly to my right is a 5 foot high floor lamp with a pointy thing on the end that tends to fall off when I move it.... Oh well, might make a decent club.
 

Alssadar

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My stuffed animal panda!
I shall animate it with my dark magics and inspire the emotion of fear to emerge among zombie-kind.
 

Dango

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There are 3 things, all at equal distances, a keyboard, computer monitor, and a really huge computer.

I pick the keyboard.
 

the_hoffs_ego

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Well for me it's either a coffee table (hmm...) the power cable for my laptop, or a pillow. Unless I'm the Hulk none of that will help much... but then again, if I was the Hulk, all I would need are my fists.
 

pearcinator

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A black 360 controller for my PC...I guess I could garrote some zombies with the wire and club them with the controller but I don't think I would be very successful...