The last enemy you defeated is now your roommate

[TehCookie]

It's like I don't even have a roommate dood. He works 20 hours everyday and doesn't get paid. I keep telling him to find a new job.

 

[JamesStone]

The last game I played was From Dust so the last enemy I beat was ... nature. uh...

Dude, you need to buy a bigger house

 

[NobodyHereButUsTrees]

a creeper.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*BOOM*
would proberbly happen within the first 5 seconds.
Then i will respawn at my bed.
As will the creeper.
That will be an amusing cycle of horribleness.

I don't think it works that way. And just as luck would have it, mine would be an acid antlion. Where's my shotgun?

 

[ADeskofRichMahogany]

I get a giant jellyfish? Time to switch roommates!

 

[Droa]

ccccrap, Persona 4, Shadow Kanji, I so hope im not his type

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I can't remember off hand, but it was either a guar, a cliff racer, a kwama forager, or a giant freakin' rat. If it's the kwama forager, it would be easy enough to kill, but I think the rest of them would try to eat me and succeed 0.o

 

[Uszi]

A creeper from Minecraft. Ahh crap, there goes the apartment complex.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Black Ops zombie. Luckily I have a large selection of blunt objects.

 

[Legend of J]

A thief from Dungeon keeper 2 My first question would be Where on Earth is Dug?...I miss dug :/

 

[Deriaz]

Awesome. Blitzcrank from League of Legends. Best roommate ever. I'm okay with this. Double Blitzcrank games -are- good for something!

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Damn swamp zombie, oh, you tracked muck inside again. Lazy bastard. Where is this month's rent?

 

[ImperialSunlight]

A group of Indian Pikemen from Civ V... Odd. I don't think I have room for that many people.

 

[demoman_chaos]

A medieval Welshman via M2TW. Could be amusing.

 

[thejackyl]

Does he hold his grudge against me defeating/killing him? Because getting killed by a candy cane.

Mine would be a Soldier, Demoman, Spy, or Heavy from TF2. Kinda hoping it's the Heavy, since I could out smart him, and he doesn't have anything that explodes and won't stab me in the back.

 

[AmaterasuGrim]

(0.0) Great FEAR3 Alma, she's going to keep me up all night with her screaming.

 

[AlexKasper]

An Eclipse Mercenary from Mass Effect 2... should be interesting at least as long as she doesn't kill me

 

[Hungry Donner]

Why oh why did I play minecraft today?


SssssSSSSssSSsSSSSSSSssssssss . . .

 

[Gus Hauser]

A Brahmin...
well, this is going to be interesting

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Hmmm.....Well, depending on how you look at it, my new roommate is either Glados, or a random turret. I think I'm fucked either way.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

A splicer from Bioshock 1.

...Goodbye, crue world

Splicer; ADAm?
Me;...no
Splicer....ADAM?
Me;NO!