The last man/woman on Earth

Trivun

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TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
Do all the bat-shit crazy things I couldn't do in the society before the fallout.
Agreed. Look for any more survivors, and do it while naked. Unless it's cold out. But whenever it's warm, then I'm going nekkid, y'all :)

But yeah, search for other survivors and look for stuff to sustain myself would be high on the list. For example, getting a portable power generator and a gun (not easy in the UK, but I don't live too far from the Leeds TA base so it shouldn't be much of a problem :D).
 

Flunk

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Probably hunt up some supplies and set up exactly where I am, it'd be easier to survive in a place I already know everything about. I'd probably take down some fences so I could set up a decent field.

But if there are evil and dangerous animals around (you know, big ones) then I would pack up my car, hunt up some supplies (starting with guns) and make for the harbour at which point I would steal the biggest ship I could find, clear off any mutant nasties and take it out to sea where I would hang out nice and safe and maybe relocate some place nice.
 

JohnReaper

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Rename my self adam and start Looking for a way to Clone my self except change the Y to an X and Yea after restarting humanity start my own religion
 

ucciolord1

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Seek out Keith Richards, for he can survive anything.
If I can't find him, then...
well....
I don't know. Probably this:
grimsprice said:
Find the damn dirty apes that did this!!!
Yeah.
Nerdy references ftw.
 

Leorex

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i would build robot friends like crowe and tom. so we could survive togather.
 

Flunk

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JohnReaper said:
Rename my self adam and start Looking for a way to Clone my self except change the Y to an X and Yea after restarting humanity start my own religion
I dunno why I feel compelled to mention this but the male genome doesn't have enough information to reconstruct a female by itself. That Y is a Y because it's missing 25%. Don't worry though, I'm sure you could find some genetic material somewhere.
 

VodkaKing

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Probably just go get the keys to my car, stocking up on whatever I have left in the house. Go out til I head into Downtown Chicago. Then I will go to the Trump Hotel and live and do whatever there til I cant do it anymore.
 

Skuffyshootster

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I would wave my dick at a mutated cow and run away.

Then I would set out on an epic quest to find other humans and possibly a safe zone.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Travel around, get supplies such as purifiers and weapons, get all the crap to make a self-sustaining electrical grid I need, get all the media I could ever want and then some, and commence with otaku. I'd likely live in Chicago's Palmer House, it's already a home away from home.
 

ma55ter_fett

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Drive to DC and jack off in the white house while watching the all the porn videos they have there.

or explore maybe, and eat ice cream
 

ejb626

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JohnReaper said:
Rename my self adam and start Looking for a way to Clone my self except change the Y to an X and Yea after restarting humanity start my own religion
To have sex with a female clone of yourself isn't that techinicly incest
 

IWCAS

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Ok now I feel like you have dared me to run around in the woods naked. Why did you do that? that isn't nice bro. lol. But yeah I'd get a ferrari and some guns. and a hyabusa. HEllZ yeah!
 

Ganthrinor

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Exictednuke said:
Pack my SUV with supplies and explore the remains of the united states.
SUV? You'd have to stop to syphon gas out of abandoned cars every 10 miles.
 

Wadders

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Run around stark-bollock naked, screaming the words to "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC.

Because no-one is there to judge me :)
 

Sandernista

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Find the nearest police station, raid the evidence locker and take a whole vial, chow on marshmallow people and make out with Lucy.

:D