The last man/woman on Earth

[Seldon2639]

I'd depend on just how fucked up the world had become. If we're talking "complete destruction of every piece of infrastructure, plus everyone else is dead" I'm pretty much screwed, frankly. If the infrastructure is still there, but the people are dead, I can survive for a while where I live (assume there aren't mutants, ect), but eventually I'd have to head out toward the countryside, to try to sustain myself by farming.

 

[Pegghead]

I'd take a page from the Eddsworld book of apocalyptic beavious and do exactly this.

 

[heyheysg]

1) Learn to fly a plane
2) Go to Japan
3) Robots
4) ????
5) Profit

 

[Captain Pancake]

start screaming "MARCO!" until someone replies, "POLO!"

 

[Sylvar Wolf]

Eat some Pie and then some cake.

 

[Ocelot GT]

I would mutate into an Ocelot, and play wif da other animals :3

learn their culture
learn their language
integrate into their society

then mutate back to human ocelot form and kill them all with my fingerbangs (like in MGS4 ocelot fingerbangs, not probing my pink spot fingerbangs)

 

[aarontg]

What Id'e do relies heavily on wether or not those mutant animals are friendly, or if theirs any deadly radiation. Asuming the animals were friendly and the builings weren't leveled I would probably go on a spree stealing stuff from mall stores, comendeer some food and a vehicle and find a really big expensive place to call home.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

How would I know I'm the las one left? I think a search of more than 3 miles would be in order. After that, get a bunch of guns and shoot everything.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Find the damn dirty apes that did this!!!

DAMN YOU!, YOU BLEW IT!, YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!

 

[Cakes]

Commit suicide. The absolute solitude would drive you insane eventually.

Not if you're already mad....

Touché, but a mostly sane person like myself would never be able to handle it. Sure, it'd be cool for a while, but oh dear God the solitude.

 

[Player 2]

I'd feel fine.

Until I lost Wilson.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Time enough at last [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Enough_at_Last]. Now I can finish my reading.

Oh wait, are those my glasses...?

That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed... ! It's not fair!

 

[Abedeus]

Time enough at last. Now I can finish my reading.

Oh wait, are those my glasses...?

No...No...it's not fair!

You can still read Braille.

...*PLAP PLAP* AAAH! *tongue goes plap plap*

As for me, I would go to the desert with my friend Angus. We would eat chocolate cakes and desert lizards.

 

[TheMatt]

Exploring. With no pants. It's just more fun that way...

this wins.

But I'd be driving a pimp ass car... into other pimp ass cars... and buildings... pimp ass buildings mind you....

Break into video game store and play everything I wanted on the most pimp ass computer i could find...

try to Hack into something important... deface it.. like, make the homeland security website have a giant penis on the frontpage...

a pimp ass penis...

have a nap...

 

[Little Duck]

Get a fast car.
Drive fast car.
Find some food.
Find some insulin.
Find a military base.
Send out constant messages from it.
Start hunting for answers.

 

[Gigano]

Invite my imaginary friends over for tea as usual...

(only kidding, of course we drink beer!)

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I'd most likely be fine for a few weeks, before descending into madness.

Basically, almost every other post in this thread.

 

[this_username_sucks]

whatever want.

clone an army of hot sexy women and have fun with them

play videogames

watch pr0n

make pr0n

kill a bunch of stuff

you know. Fun stuff like that.