The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Subwayeatn]

I had a footlong steak subway sandwich... I get to fight it with... a bowl of cocoa crispies. I guess i could weaken the sandwich's bread with my chocolatey milk. Then tear it to shreads with the remaining crispies.

 

[tombman888]

So, My peanut-butter sandwich is fighting me, eh? Well, i have, THE HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH TO AID ME!!!

 

[likalaruku]

Help help, I'm being scalded alive by homemade shrimp chowder.

 

[Fugitive Panda]

Buns! Buns everywhere!

I'm being smothered by buns!

 

[JustJuust]

I... um... vanilla ice creams are attacking me, and to defend me, sushis are here? This is some weird shit man

 

[ethan22122]

A mint. Just a mint. It was a particularly hard mint though. I will fight it to the ends of the earth with my... teeth?

 

[Valdsator]

Oh dear, I'm being attacked by a jaffa cake. Good thing I have this microwaved chicken sandwich to help me... uh.

 

[NoeL]

My attacker: Buttered toast.
My defense: Eat it.

 

[CounterReproductive]

I'm being attacked by bourbon biscuits... oh woe is me I'm doomed. I will never .. om nom nom nom nom

 

[Veldel]

Im being attacked by a Peparoni and cheese pizza oh my this shall be a tasty fight and my allys are many as I ate before that pizza bagel bites

 

[an874]

A Ruby Tuesday Colossal Burger. Just drive a steak knife dipped in Vinegar through it... I don't know if that will work, but I'm desperate.

 

[JohnySAN]

Evil Chilli Pizza of Doom!

...just eat it again...

 

[Byere]

If it counts, I'm being attacked by a small army of Ibuprofen and Paracetamol tablets.

If not, then I'm being attacked by a mixed grill, the mercenary army of all dinners!

 

[Harveypot]

I'm fighting a Pot Noodle with some cake. Oh, bollocks...

 

[Till Death Do I Game]

Alright, I'm fighting Chocolate Ice Cream, with RIBS!!!!!

Total win, but terrible combination.

 

[nklshaz]

I think I can take on a bag of Chex Mix. Unless it's really spicy.

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

Ice-cream! YAY , until...I get like stuck in the stickiness then oh god they are going to make me drown in ice-cream 0_o

 

[stench01]

the marsbar shall fall before my mighty apple

 

[Asti]

Get it on, Tofu. ò.Ó

 

[massaffect123]

WHY BREAD AND BUTTER, WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Probably just eat it again, I suppose. Along with a couple of Oreos. Mmmmmm. Bread and Oreos... *horrid gurgling noises*