The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Hugh Lovett]

Oh god! Mushrooms-on-bread!

I shall fight it with my trusty... Honey Mustard Tendercrisp Chicken Burger from BK!

 

[Carnage95]

Quick! Get a container, we need to send this apple pie to the lab!

If that doesn't work, go French fries! Attack my minions!

 

[Creator002]

So, I'm fighting a chicken sandwich with a toasted ham and cheese sandwich.

Hmm... this will be interesting.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

Fighting sour milk with a toblerone bar?

Lamest fight ever. My shirt will get stained and that will be the only consequence.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

I'm fighting a steak with gravy and 4 toasted english muffins with three eggs sunny side up and 6 slices of american in half a loaf of bread, overfilled with ketchup...I like my odds.


The gravy is spicy though, so I'll have to use the bread to soak it up if I am to survive this.

 

[Atheist.]

No Broccoli-kun. Don't kill me! I summon you, Cauliflower!

 

[Vancleef]

I have to fight a bowl of müsli and a scone with a handful of peanuts...
This might get ugly.

 

[Sicram]

Oh noes! I'm being attacked by boiled eggs!

Go oatmeal porridge! *splat* Great...

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Why don't you just eat it again?

BECAUSE IT'S EVIL

 

[Superior Mind]

I am locked in mortal combat with a Mars bar. There will be blood. And nougat.

 

[Titan Buttons]

OH GOD THE HORROR

Spoiler

 

[Skaven252]

I'll be fighting Scrambled Eggs of Doom with three boiled eggs.

 

[Araksardet]

Rice pudding mixed with apple sauce.

I believe my defenses include a spoon and my gastrointestinal tract.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Rice with olive oil and 'Temporary Insanity' chilli sauce.
If that shit got in my eyes, it could probably do some permanent damage..

 

[similar.squirrel]

Rice with olive oil and 'Temporary Insanity' chilli sauce.
If that shit got in my eyes, it could probably do some permanent damage..

 

[Yuno Gasai]

It's just you and me, Alpen bar.. D<

 

[RelexCryo]

It appears I am being attacked by Pirates Booty, a rice puff flavored with white cheddar. And my weapon to defend myself appears to be Pringles Cheddar Cheese. How appropriate.

 

[mjc0961]

And all you have to defend yourself is the thing you ate before that.

What are you fighting and what is your defense?

You couldn't just ask what we ate today? Whatever...

I've got some fish and potato wedges to defend myself from pizza. I'm not terribly scared of pizza though, it usually just sits there helpless. I'm rather glad I did't go with the hamburger option though, fighting a cow or bull would not be as simple.

 

[puffy786]

I would fight Chicken Biryani with... Yeah I would be screwed if that happend.

 

[barash]

Hmm.. Just had a mix of sheep's heart, pig's heart and ox heart - on toast.

But that's what I had for the meal before that one as well, so it's a draw! I live!