The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Mrsrlg]

Slaughter them noodles with my shiny apple. Aaaawyeah.

 

[General_Potatoes]

Ice cream and all I have to defend myself with is....... Sausages. Im waiting for some sex joke or giggles.

 

[James Crook]

A croissant with strawberry jam versus my mighty croissant with Nutella... who will win?

 

[Treefingers]

Spoiler: I'm fighting...

Spoiler: with...

Erm. What...? This is going to be interesting...

 

[Biodeamon]

a slice of bread...
good thing i'm a light eater, or i'd have much more to deal with.

all you'd need to do would be just splash water on it, the it would go limp and weak

 

[k-ossuburb]

I swear there needs to be a rule for it "if it's a thread topic then there will be a related youtube video"


Yep, pretty much that. It's food, man! They're lower on the food chain than I am, it's like asking a lion what it would do if a gazelle attacked it. The result will pretty much be the same.

Thats not the right one (although it is good), I think you mean FOOD WAR! Food War is AWESOME and completely relevent to the thread.

Oh, damn, I got the wrong one. I'm going to go change it now.

 

[captaincabbage]

Really? I'm being attacked by a pack of those little biscuits you get with the processed cheese?

Hell, bring it on, you lethargic, ache'd little bastards.

 

[Samson5090]

NO KFC CHICKEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...Wait...I can eat this chicken as well! I AM THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD!

 

[Blackvegie]

Oh no! My next door neighbors! And only a brownie to defend myself.

 

[Eisenfaust]

noodles, eh? well i like to imagine their the same ones as in the muppets...

so i'll just eat them again anyway

MUAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAA

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I'm fighting Jaffa cakes... oh god!

At least I got a home-made omelette to defend myself with?

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

The humiliation of being attacked and possibly killed by a banana.

Best ready the bangers and mash for a battle...

 

[BarberToad]

A bowl of cereal......how bland

 

[Angry Camel]

So I'm fighting a chocolate snack with pizza... interesting (and wow, that makes me sound fat).
I'm going to eat very well.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Oh my god!
DORITOS!
I surrender! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!

 

[Craorach]

A chicken kiev is attacking me... and I have a soggy peanut butter sandwhich....

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Sandvich ... so we meet again!

 

[cainx10a]

A carrot salad is attacking me? time to dip that in more honey and dijon, and eat it!

also what on earth is a carrot salad?

EDIT: I just googled it, thats revolting. Its grated carrots mixed with raisins, nuts, citrus, and mayonnaise. *shudder*

I only hold on to the grated carrots part. Usually mix it with lettuce and onions, that's about it. It's tasty when you eat it with honey/dijon(mustard).

 

[IamQ]

An Orange is attacking me, and I have to defend myself with noddles?

Challenge accepted.

 

[Saltyk]

It's... it's... POPCORN! Tasty. Defend me sandwich.