The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Kizi]

Icelandic skyr... I shall grab my spoon and feast upon it to save myself!

 

[tharglet]

I'm fighting a Warbuton's baked pitta chip, and I am wielding a chicken + bacon triple sarnie.

I scoff down the sarnie, then bite wildly at the chip

 

[WaffleCopters]

A chicken vs Mi Goreng Noodles....

nah its ok, ill just lock the chicken with the others i own and eat the noodles.

 

[UrbanCohort]

I'm fighting of a coconut sorbet with beef jerky...crap.

COME AT ME BRO.

 

[Initial J]

Cotton candy... in FOUR DIFFERENT FLAVORS (apple, banana, strawberry & blueberry)!
And my weapon is... milk chocolate with liquorice dragées.. I think I'm screwed here unless I manage to run into the shower before the fluffy monster gets to me (the best weapon & shield combination against cotton candy = shower!)!

 

[Mechsoap]

My god, a watermelon! I shall use my hands, to lift it, and drop it on the floor...

 

[Padwolf]

I'm fighting popcorn, I shall eat every piece that flies at me!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Curse you chicken toastie. I shall defend myself... with chocolate!

 

[Palademon]

Damn it, Cereal!

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU'D BETRAY ME ONE DAY!!

TASTE MY CHEESE PASTA!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Some Frosted Mini-wheats, a croissant and some orange juice. Well too bad for them, because they're already in my stomach, being digested. So I doubt they'll win this time.

 

[John the Gamer]

Two peanutbutter sandwiches shall tast defeat at the hands of this Croissant. Meet thy doom thee foodstuffs from hell!

 

[Pacerman]

last thing i ate, 2 donuts.
thing i ate before that, fired chicken, a wing and a breast.
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

 

[Brainpalm]

Snakes Alive?! Now with 100% more "alive".

 

[CorinthianRed]

NOO, EVERYTHING BURRITO! NOO!

 

[Hugga_Bear]

Hrm, I must face the dreaded tuna sandwich with french toast. Lamest fight ever?

 

[Taham]

I shall defeat the potato with a piece of steak. Or perhaps I'll just eat it...

 

[OctoH]

Chocolate gelato. Thankfully, I have a sandwich with Jack Daniels. I think Jack is going to pull through this for me.

 

[the_hoffs_ego]

A bowl of Cap'n Crunch... well, since I didn't eat the bowl itself it's just a pile of soggy cereal. I can call my dog over to eat it off the floor for me.

 

[kommando367]

Ramen Noodles.

Rip 'em up.

 

[gunmun]

I'm being attacked by Honey Nut Cheerios? That's too bazaar for me to describe