The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[Tsun Tzu]

Impaled by a Banshee in ME3's multiplayer after being manhandled by a husk that my teammate ignored.

Sounds lovely.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

A glitch. Apparantly I committed suicide in the ME3 multiplayer. It's impossible to commit suicide in the ME3 multiplayer. And yet it said I had. I was confused. I have no idea how I will die.

 

[Royta]

I die due to my body not moving the way I wanted it to due to connection issues at the hands of two Fiend Genshins after having slayed not over 60 of his minions and 4 of his older counterparts.

Not a bad death.

 

[evenest]

Apparently, I will plummet to my death while missing a ledge in an ancient Egyptian tomb. The broken shins look particularly painful.

 

[SuperiorityComplex]

I will...die of old age.

It's questions like these that remind me, playing The Sims 3 is not always my best plan.

Also, give me a captcha of "cup cake" and I will mistype it as "cup bake" far too often.

 

[GmonXyZ]

Somewhere on Wake Island's battlefield.

 

[dark-mortality]

Falling down an infinite hole of eternal doom, never feeling the touch of your loved ones ever again, constantly falling towards uncertain death, your own mind playing with your senses, illusions of past events and people once known flashing at the corner of your eyes, feeding the depression that grows inside as you still fall...

So yeah, I played Super Mario Bros. 3... Fell down a hole... May just have ruined my childhood with writing that jizz I just came up with...

 

[Deadyawn]

Zapped to death by laser-tailed robot scorpions. Seriously, those fuckers are tough. I got sick of wasting all my stimpacks trying to kill them and just set the difficulty to normal so it wasn't such a huge pain anymore.

 

[Edible Avatar]

ive been playing the binding of issac XD

So i'll die when i engage my mother in devine combat and she steps on me 0_0

 

[Shiftygiant]

Falling into a puddle then my legs and arms spaz out. Screw you notch.

 

[IWCAS]

I was playing Ultimate Ninja Storm 2. Some bastard online using Deidara whooped me. I don't want to be killed by clay

 

[Ham Blitz]

I'm going to get shot in the face with a shotgun while dressed as Batman.
At least I'll go down being Batman.

 

[bird of hermes]

I'll run out into a mist full of wraiths by accident and get carved up. thanks, Witcher 2.

 

[TheFederation]

i just finished defeating two giant radscorpians, i was basically dead... then some talon company mercs showed up and shot me. the next weeks is going to be very interesting

 

[Euskalduna]

I never thought id see the day I, a poacher, would be killed by a furry lil' git.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Getting cleaved by a phantom black skeleton wielding twin katanas, followed by falling off a cliff. Painful until I hit the ground. Does sound cool though...

Oh, I remember those bastards. Are you grinding for souls or did you just get unlucky with the spawn?

I'd been grinding so long, I wasn't really paying much attention anymore. A poorly placed Soulsucker was my undoing.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

The last game I played was Magicka.

My friend blew me up with a beam composed of arcane magic and lightning. :x

I'm not sure if I'd feel anything before I explode.. I sure hope not.

 

[DasDestroyer]

I fell off of a building in a drunken haze in Katawa Shoujo. That's gonna hurt.

 

[Tjebbe]

Hmm, my world will be invaded by another player, coming to attack and kill me. I hit my attacker a few times with the heaviest weapon I have available, but do not even seem to make a scratch. He then proceeds to insta-kill me with one frontal hit on the head.

Much as I love Dark Souls, as a mostly-pve type of player, walking around in human form sucks. If this happens IRL, at least it will be over quick