The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

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[omicron1]

Mein gott... I shall be slain by a last-minute bypass of my last-minute 8-man defense by the last half-dead enemy archer.

Why, oh, why aren't peaceful deaths of old age simulated in games?

 

[Darknacht]

Massacred by a massive invasion from the Timurid Empire.

 

[Rumpsteak]

Killed by a blood donation machine. Should be easy enough to live forever..

Game: Binding of Isaac

 

[guidance]

Being shot by balls of energy

I don't know what the last boss in half-life shoots at you.

 

[Quantum Star]

Getting gored by a bunch of evil robots that are immune to conventional weapons. Goddamn...

 

[The_Waspman]

Shot repeatedly in the head. Still, I died wearing a jetpack, so thats pretty cool.

 

[CaptainChelt]

I blacked out because my Pokemon got defeated?

Thats not so bad

 

[ExploreHer]

i transformed into a werewolf but got showdown'd into a 5 second arrow by complete luck on the enemy's part. it didnt end well.

 

[Uratoh]

annihilated utterly by an imperfect clone of a friend's teacher crush who went on to become an energy vampire. oops.

 

[anthony87]

I got slammed on the ground a few times and then tossed through the air by Nemesis.

......Sweet jesus that's gonna hurt.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

I think the last time I died was getting clobbered by a giant in Skyrim, so the real life translation of that is that for some reason Greg Davies is going to smash me with a mace.

 

[Zen Toombs]

So, I'm going to be diving into a hail of gunfire to save a large fallen friend, and just as I get him to safety get blown up by a rocket?

...I can work with that.
(Mass Effect 3 multiplayer - As a Salarian Engineer (so no invisibility for me!) healing a fallen Krogan teammate)

 

[Caveworm]

Rather limp ending awaits me, I fear.

Assassins Creed: Brotherhood. Whilst attempting to kill a guard that was passing by on this horse (I was on mine) with much poise and grace, I leapt from my saddle with by daggers blazing in the sun...

Missed the guard and his horse; momentum from the jump took me clean through and over a particular high part of the city to where both my legs were broken and death took me.


Songs shall be written about my heroic death. Songs, I tell thee!

 

[Aigaion]

Smacked to death by a Gatherer in Amnesia. Well that's gonna suck.

 

[Sonicron]

Smashed into bits by the fist of a house-sized, unrecognizably deformed cripple in a wheeled life-support system. (Silent Hill: Downpour)

Unless I die immediately, I really can't see this being anything short of an excruciating death.

 

[Fidelias]

I got exploded while in the pilot seat of a giant Mech...

Actually, I can't think of a more satisfying death.

It might hurt a little, but it would so totally be worth it.

 

[ABLb0y]

Bludgeoned to death with a giant, telekenetically thrown tomato. Great. Just... Great.

 

[Slayer_2]

My car lit on fire during the bank robbery in GTA4. I didn't bail in time, a relatively quick and painless death.

 

[Richardplex]

So I'm going to have my soul forcibly removed and put in a doll to be used as entertainment for a sadistic child (Fate/Stay Night). Well, thankfully it's the best death that Ilya gives me, thank god I'm past day 3.

So because of me a person like Ilya exists in the world - damn it Richard, wrong person!