The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

RatRace123

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A 1940s detective's fist.
I guess that's manageable, I mean it's not as good as nothing, but better than a spiked club or a sword or something.
 

enistoja

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Ermm... I last played Pokémon. If that counts it'd be the new Hydra pokémon. Who has heads with teeth for hands.

If that doesn't count, the Blutsauger from Team Fortress.

5 syringes per second approx.

I'll be in my corner crying.


EDIT: It's ten syringes per second at 42 miles per hour. I am going to cry now.
 

Tomster595

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I count Liu Kang's flaming fist as a weapon.. So dear sweet jesus, there's about to be a huge hole in me
 

Android2137

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Hectix777 said:
Android2137 said:
Hectix777 said:
Android2137 said:
A portal gun? ...I... I guess things could be worse...
HOW WILL THAT WORK?
...Shooting conversion gel up my... then... You know what? I think I'd prefer not to think about it too much...
For that matter...how would the megabuster work without going off?
...What does the Megabuster cannon have to do with Portal?
 

virtual_maniac

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Infinite Space...

My 5 part fleet of 3 Battleships, a Cruiser, and a Destroyer. Each approximately 1/10 the size of Earth and loaded to bear with enough weaponry to blow it to hell and back about 5 times over.

*whimper*

Still not counting the accompanying fighter squadrons.

*cries crocodile tears in corner*
 

Tiscolfo

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Not at throwing glaive like in wc3

like this.
http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss46/AhmoseAki/glaive.jpg
 

Faux Furry

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What if the 'weapon' was a weaponized sex toy or a bouquet of flowers from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (if the latter, at least one's feces really won't stink for a while)...or the shock paddles from Saint's Row 2?