The Magical Shoot-Rockets-Button

[Segadroid]

Imagine having a watch with a button that fires rockets when aimed and pushed. It can even aim at people on tv.

Now it's up to you: What would you do with the magical shoot-rockets-button?

I would blow up the man/woman that invented TellSell.

MSR-Button ftw

 

[coldwarkid]

Presuming I've built said rocket-watch myself, I'd patent it and sell it for millions. I'd then retire and spend my days watching people misuse my glorious invention.

Or I'd just point it at Johnny Borrell's face and fire.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Presuming I've built said rocket-watch myself, I'd patent it and sell it for millions. I'd then retire and spend my days watching people misuse my glorious invention.

Or I'd just point it at Johnny Borrell's face and fire.

Until the army steals it, and murders you with it, thus never having to pay you a cent in royaltis.

 

[coldwarkid]

Presuming I've built said rocket-watch myself, I'd patent it and sell it for millions. I'd then retire and spend my days watching people misuse my glorious invention.

Or I'd just point it at Johnny Borrell's face and fire.

Until the army steals it, and murders you with it, thus never having to pay you a cent in royaltis.

Ah, but I'll be able to defend myself with my rocket-watch and Johnny Borrell's corpse!

 

[jasoncyrus]

Presuming I've built said rocket-watch myself, I'd patent it and sell it for millions. I'd then retire and spend my days watching people misuse my glorious invention.

Or I'd just point it at Johnny Borrell's face and fire.

Until the army steals it, and murders you with it, thus never having to pay you a cent in royaltis.

Ah, but I'll be able to defend myself with my rocket-watch and Johnny Borrell's corpse!

Ah good point! I doubt anything could get through that corpse!

 

[coldwarkid]

Presuming I've built said rocket-watch myself, I'd patent it and sell it for millions. I'd then retire and spend my days watching people misuse my glorious invention.

Or I'd just point it at Johnny Borrell's face and fire.

Until the army steals it, and murders you with it, thus never having to pay you a cent in royaltis.

Ah, but I'll be able to defend myself with my rocket-watch and Johnny Borrell's corpse!

Ah good point! I doubt anything could get through that corpse!

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

 

[jasoncyrus]

snip

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

Simple! You wait a few extra minutes before crawling out from behind the impregnable corpse of Johnny Borrell.

 

[coldwarkid]

snip

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

Simple! You wait a few extra minutes before crawling out from behind the impregnable corpse of Johnny Borrell.

Ah....were would I be without you?

On the bad end of a bigger rocket-watch with no Johnny Borrell escape strategy, that's where.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Giving me that would not be a good idea.
So many people in my school would die.
Also all the contestants in Big Brother.

 

[jasoncyrus]

snip

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

Simple! You wait a few extra minutes before crawling out from behind the impregnable corpse of Johnny Borrell.

Ah....were would I be without you?

On the bad end of a bigger rocket-watch with no Johnny Borrell escape strategy, that's where.

huzzah! but thats assuming you can kill him...something as ugly as Johnny Borrell, well I have doubts that it can be killed. The rockets might explode prematurely due to his sheer raw fuglyness.

 

[DigitalSushi]

snip

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

Simple! You wait a few extra minutes before crawling out from behind the impregnable corpse of Johnny Borrell.

Ah....were would I be without you?

On the bad end of a bigger rocket-watch with no Johnny Borrell escape strategy, that's where.

what if the Army build some sort of Magical Anti Borrel Artillery Watch?, or MABAW for short.

 

[coldwarkid]

snip

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

Simple! You wait a few extra minutes before crawling out from behind the impregnable corpse of Johnny Borrell.

Ah....were would I be without you?

On the bad end of a bigger rocket-watch with no Johnny Borrell escape strategy, that's where.

what if the Army build some sort of Magical Anti Borrel Artillery Watch?, or MABAW for short.

Then it's time to steal Bono and use his ego as a shield, I think. We'll then employ the Japanese to build some sort of super-watch and take them down, Megaman style.

 

[coldwarkid]

snip

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

Simple! You wait a few extra minutes before crawling out from behind the impregnable corpse of Johnny Borrell.

Ah....were would I be without you?

On the bad end of a bigger rocket-watch with no Johnny Borrell escape strategy, that's where.

huzzah! but thats assuming you can kill him...something as ugly as Johnny Borrell, well I have doubts that it can be killed. The rockets might explode prematurely due to his sheer raw fuglyness.

Right, so this calls for a trip to Homebase. We'll be needing frying pans and rohypnol too.

 

[Agent Larkin]

snip

Why thank you, but I've thought of a hole in my own theory:

what if they had a bigger rocket-watch?

Erp.

Simple! You wait a few extra minutes before crawling out from behind the impregnable corpse of Johnny Borrell.

Ah....were would I be without you?

On the bad end of a bigger rocket-watch with no Johnny Borrell escape strategy, that's where.

huzzah! but thats assuming you can kill him...something as ugly as Johnny Borrell, well I have doubts that it can be killed. The rockets might explode prematurely due to his sheer raw fuglyness.

Right, so this calls for a trip to Homebase. We'll be needing frying pans and rohypnol too.

They don't sell rohypnol in Homebase. You want B&Q for your drug needs.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Right, so this calls for a trip to Homebase. We'll be needing frying pans and rohypnol too.

Hell yeah! We'll build replicas out of platic crates and random wiring like Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!

 

[coldwarkid]

Right, so this calls for a trip to Homebase. We'll be needing frying pans and rohypnol too.

Hell yeah! We'll build replicas out of platic crates and random wiring like Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!

Well, I was just planning to brain him with it, Shaun of the Dead style, but I like your idea considerably more.

 

[coldwarkid]

They don't sell rohypnol in Homebase. You want B&Q for your drug needs.

...when did Homebase stop selling rohypnol?

This saddens me greatly.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Right, so this calls for a trip to Homebase. We'll be needing frying pans and rohypnol too.

Hell yeah! We'll build replicas out of platic crates and random wiring like Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!

Well, I was just planning to brain him with it, Shaun of the Dead style, but I like your idea considerably more.

Plus we can use them as decoys against the bigger rocket watches!

 

[coldwarkid]

Right, so this calls for a trip to Homebase. We'll be needing frying pans and rohypnol too.

Hell yeah! We'll build replicas out of platic crates and random wiring like Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!

Well, I was just planning to brain him with it, Shaun of the Dead style, but I like your idea considerably more.

Plus we can use them as decoys against the bigger rocket watches!

That's just...that's just genius.

And to think all I wanted to do was smack him over the head with the frying pans?

You sir, are the Head of Creativity in my new Empire.

In fact, you chose your title. I'm so in awe.

 

[DigitalSushi]

They don't sell rohypnol in Homebase. You want B&Q for your drug needs.

...when did Homebase stop selling rohypnol?

This saddens me greatly.

this is why their profits are down 56%.