The Magical Shoot-Rockets-Button

[DigitalSushi]

Well not if there magicical shoots-bullet-belt

Using my outstanding detective skills i've had the epiphany that Dragon_of_red is actually Dragon_of_Red Spy!

A red spy is in the thread!

Well, as you're the keeper of the MABAW (we stole it from the French when nobody was looking), I'm just going to sit back with a long island ice tea and see how you deal with him.

I'm French, haha! stealing it back GENTLEMEN!, enjoy your Iced Tea!

 

[coldwarkid]

Well not if there magicical shoots-bullet-belt

Using my outstanding detective skills i've had the epiphany that Dragon_of_red is actually Dragon_of_Red Spy!

A red spy is in the thread!

Well, as you're the keeper of the MABAW (we stole it from the French when nobody was looking), I'm just going to sit back with a long island ice tea and see how you deal with him.

I'm French, haha! stealing it back GENTLEMEN!, enjoy your Iced Tea!

Hehe, y'think?

*pushes MABAW self destruct button, arms self with sunglasses so as to properly admire the explosion*

 

[Ashbax]

It can fire at people on TV? I take it that it can shoot people on the internet also.

Id go onto youtube and fire it into the first fred video I see.

 

[teutonicman]

Goodbye door salesmen

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Similar to what's been said, I'd sell the rights.

But...the rights I sold would be to the one that fires backwards.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Billy Mays. He'd tame it and sell it on TV.

The rocket that is.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd go nuts, running around shooting people on the street, and while I was doing it I'd say, in the voice of Pablo Francisco's movie trailer impression: "One man. One decision. One desire."

 

[Quadtrix]

I'd rather have a "blow up the sun" button.

 

[sallene]

Following in Cobra Commander's footsteps I would hold the world hostage from my secret base I would call the "terror dome". From my "terror dome" I would force the world to declare me supreme leader of the planet unless they wish to be taken out by my rocket watch.

 

[GeoPB]

Westlife.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Presuming I've built said rocket-watch myself, I'd patent it and sell it for millions. I'd then retire and spend my days watching people misuse my glorious invention.

Or I'd just point it at Johnny Borrell's face and fire.

Until the army steals it, and murders you with it, thus never having to pay you a cent in royaltis.

Ah, but I'll be able to defend myself with my rocket-watch and Johnny Borrell's corpse!

Ah good point! I doubt anything could get through that corpse!

except maybe you know the rockets that were proven to kill him already.

let's just say whoever made G4 suck isn't going to be around anymore