The Magical Shoot-Rockets-Button

[Teh_Lemon]

I love how much this thread has evolved- and that's all I'm going to say.

Oy, except there might have been a flight or twelve delayed so my girlfriend could stay in america a bit longer. Damn vacations...

 

[DigitalSushi]

Right, so this calls for a trip to Homebase. We'll be needing frying pans and rohypnol too.

Hell yeah! We'll build replicas out of platic crates and random wiring like Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!

Well, I was just planning to brain him with it, Shaun of the Dead style, but I like your idea considerably more.

Plus we can use them as decoys against the bigger rocket watches!

That's just...that's just genius.

And to think all I wanted to do was smack him over the head with the frying pans?

You sir, are the Head of Creativity in my new Empire.

In fact, you chose your title. I'm so in awe.

my vote goes for the Anti Borrell Watch Minister.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I love how much this thread has evolved- and that's all I'm going to say.

this is how hot topics happen.

 

[Agent Larkin]

They don't sell rohypnol in Homebase. You want B&Q for your drug needs.

...when did Homebase stop selling rohypnol?

This saddens me greatly.

A few months ago a manager asked why they were selling it. The only response they had was step 3= Profit.

 

[jasoncyrus]

I shall go with....

Super-Hyper-Incredible-Talented-Exciting-Amazing-Trickster-Ingenous-Nimble-Generous-Giant-Regal-Insightful-Nemisis.

Cookie if you get the saying.

 

[DigitalSushi]

so who watches the Magical Shoot-Rockets-Button Watchmen?

 

[jasoncyrus]

They don't sell rohypnol in Homebase. You want B&Q for your drug needs.

...when did Homebase stop selling rohypnol?

This saddens me greatly.

A few months ago a manager asked why they were selling it. The only response they had was step 3= Profit.

Well it is true...afterall, authorities say kids are huffing al sorts of chemicals these days...and B&Q sell those same chemicals! so why not sell them that stuff too? xD

so who watches the Magical Shoot-Rockets-Button Watchmen?

The terrified civilians hiding behind the fallen mechanical corpses of our clones?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

They don't sell rohypnol in Homebase. You want B&Q for your drug needs.

...when did Homebase stop selling rohypnol?

This saddens me greatly.

A few months ago a manager asked why they were selling it. The only response they had was step 3= Profit.

Well it is true...afterall, authorities say kids are huffing al sorts of chemicals these days...and B&Q sell those same chemicals! so why not sell them that stuff too? xD

Why not just sell guns?

 

[kommando367]

Kill Max. Add it to my growing list of "insurance plans".

 

[jasoncyrus]

Why not just sell guns?

Coz guns are boring in our magical shoots-rockets-watch-button world?

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Why not just sell guns?

Coz guns are boring in our magical shoots-rockets-watch-button world?

Well not if there magicical shoots-bullet-belt

 

[coldwarkid]

I shall go with....

Super-Hyper-Incredible-Talented-Exciting-Amazing-Trickster-Ingenous-Nimble-Generous-Giant-Regal-Insightful-Nemisis.

Cookie if you get the saying.

Have you got any idea how fucking hard it is to engrave that on a plaque?

....since it's you.

*gets chisel*

 

[coldwarkid]

so who watches the Magical Shoot-Rockets-Button Watchmen?

Dr Manhattan, I believe. If he isn't still being all emo on Mars.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Why not just sell guns?

Coz guns are boring in our magical shoots-rockets-watch-button world?

Well not if there magicical shoots-bullet-belt

Hmmm interesting, it could be the arch nemesis to the magic-shoots-rockets-watch-button!

I shall go with....

Super-Hyper-Incredible-Talented-Exciting-Amazing-Trickster-Ingenous-Nimble-Generous-Giant-Regal-Insightful-Nemisis.

Cookie if you get the saying.

Have you got any idea how fucking hard it is to engrave that on a plaque?

....since it's you.

*gets chisel*

Huzzah! my own plague! Oh wait you said plaque....still good! <3

 

[DigitalSushi]

mmmmm this gives me an idea, aggresive expansion of our previous business plans to include, bullet belts as well as rocket watches, shoe lace grenade launchers, bracelet nerve gas dispensers.

And free rohypnol under the new world order!

 

[coldwarkid]

Why not just sell guns?

Coz guns are boring in our magical shoots-rockets-watch-button world?

Well not if there magicical shoots-bullet-belt

Hmmm interesting, it could be the arch nemesis to the magic-shoots-rockets-watch-button!

I shall go with....

Super-Hyper-Incredible-Talented-Exciting-Amazing-Trickster-Ingenous-Nimble-Generous-Giant-Regal-Insightful-Nemisis.

Cookie if you get the saying.

Have you got any idea how fucking hard it is to engrave that on a plaque?

....since it's you.

*gets chisel*

Huzzah! my own plague! Oh wait you said plaque....still good! <3

Do you want a plague instead? It's easier to chisel a plague, so if you want one of them instead, I'm not complaining.

 

[coldwarkid]

mmmmm this gives me an idea, aggresive expansion of our previous business plans to include, bullet belts as well as rocket watches, shoe lace grenade launchers, bracelet nerve gas dispensers.

And free rohypnol under the new world order!

Hold on, isn't that a quarter of the plot of Equilibrium/Brave New World?

 

[jasoncyrus]

Do you want a plague instead? It's easier to chisel a plague, so if you want one of them instead, I'm not complaining.

Hurray for my own killer disease!

mmmmm this gives me an idea, aggresive expansion of our previous business plans to include, bullet belts as well as rocket watches, shoe lace grenade launchers, bracelet nerve gas dispensers.

And free rohypnol under the new world order!

Hold on, isn't that a quarter of the plot of Equilibrium/Brave New World?

Indeed it is!

 

[DigitalSushi]

mmmmm this gives me an idea, aggresive expansion of our previous business plans to include, bullet belts as well as rocket watches, shoe lace grenade launchers, bracelet nerve gas dispensers.

And free rohypnol under the new world order!

Hold on, isn't that a quarter of the plot of Equilibrium/Brave New World?

possibly, but we have other things to worry about, such as this gentleman right here

Well not if there magicical shoots-bullet-belt

Using my outstanding detective skills i've had the epiphany that Dragon_of_red is actually Dragon_of_Red Spy!

A red spy is in the thread!

 

[coldwarkid]

Well not if there magicical shoots-bullet-belt

Using my outstanding detective skills i've had the epiphany that Dragon_of_red is actually Dragon_of_Red Spy!

A red spy is in the thread!

Well, as you're the keeper of the MABAW (we stole it from the French when nobody was looking), I'm just going to sit back with a long island ice tea and see how you deal with him.