In my social circle, doing something embarrassing while drunk is called 'doing a Klumpfot'.
Once, I drank a whole bottle of terrible vodka, some grogs and some beers. Upon deciding to relieve myself of said inebriants, and after going 4 meters into a forest to initiate said procedure, I couldn't find the way out. Then I fell, couldn't for the life of me figure out which direction was 'up', and decided to fall asleep instead. Upon waking up a few hours later, I discovered that I'd blacked out with my left leg in an ant hive. So many ant bites.
Jolly good fun!